PURPLE CONDOM
YOU MUST PLAY!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life,
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.
(Yes, that is in the morning) and Kill you and peel your skin alive!
PICK ONE:
CLEAR CONDOM: Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them.
PINK CONDOM: single and just confused and don't know what to do
ORANGE CONDOM: Taken and happy with your relationship
BLUE CONDOM: Single and just living life
BLACK CONDOM: Taken & truly in love with the one your with
TEAL CONDOM: Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship
YELLOW CONDOM: taken & In Love with someone else
TYE-DYE CONDOM: Just taken and confused about stuff
RED CONDOM: single, but Like someone who likes you back, but not going out
PURPLE CONDOM: Single and like someone, but don't know if they like you
BROKEN CONDOM: ****,the **** is pregnant
GREEN CONDOM: your a under cover ninja trutle!
LAVENDER CONDOM: taken and waiting for that person to change.
NO CONDOM! Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects and if a clown appears by your bed with a knife you'll shoot the mother ****er and go back to ****ing sleep.......**** Clowns