Raining outside,in Erina,bodies everywhere,blood,guts,little children playing tick-tack-toe.
AoL Goddess is trying new make-up at Avon.Suddenly an ranger comes running to her screaming-
"HELP!!OH,PURE ONE,YOU HAVE TO HELP US!!UFO(did that on purpose) GODDESS GOT DRUNK AGAIN,AND IS STRIPPING IN D-WATER!!"
Goddess - and what does that got to do with me?Leave me alone,puny worm,I got tons of fondue to try on,did you see that bit*h Paris??I AM THE PRETTIEST!!! I AM!!!I HAVE TO BE!!!
Ranger - BUT MY QUEEN...she...SHE.....wait a minute...since when do we have an Avon shop at Keo o.O
Goddess - I just summoned it here^^ Fancy eh? I removed the hospital & that PvP portal.Who needs PvP.So many minions...eermm,Followers die there and for what? *summons Brad Pitt* - Massage,cutie,I got tired of popping on people's heads this week,these old bones need to stretch.
Brad - OMG!!!YOU'RE NOT ANGIE!!WHERE IS MY SEXY WIFE!!!I WANT ANGIE!!!!
Ranger- is that a lash in your boxers?
Brad - nnooo... *walks backwards* What lash? I see no lash,get away! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER,I'LL CALL MY LAWYERS!!!
Ranger - But...you are--
Brad NO BUT! STAY BACK!!! I GOT A PHONE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!
Goddess - Servant,why is he...
Ranger - ...I have no idea....
Goddess - But there is the...
Ranger - ....I know...
Brad - WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT!!! I'M HANDOMSE!!! I OWN ALL!! I CAN GO WHEREEVER I WAN------AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *blod spilling everywhere*
Ranger - Tried to warn him =/
Brad - GHHAAAA!!WRGHGAhahaHAAAAAAAA!!!
Goddess - I know,Ironic isn't it...
Ranger - Yea..I didn't know a leg could twist like that O-O
Brad - GHHAA!!! HEEEELP!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *guts flying everywhere*
Goddess - maybe it's the new update?
Ranger - Perhaps...LOL! WOW!!
Brad - MY HAAAAND!!GGHAA! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE HAND!!!GHHAAAAA!!
Ranger - Woooot,free horror show!
Goddess - Yeaa! *drops make-up* *summons Pop-corn* *summons sofa* Here have some.
Brad - IT HUUURTS!!! HEEELPPP!!! GHHAAA!!! *crawling on his face*
Ranger - Thank you! Woot,scr*w pvp,this is way better <3
Brad - HELLO!!!! HANDSOME MAN IN TROUBLE HERE!! GHAAAARRGGHH!! HEEELPPP!
Goddess - Ohh,right,you wanted to tell me something...something about danger,death,blood,evil goddess? If I see someone dying I will help him of course! *screams on background*
Ranger - Nah,nothing important,goddess got drunk *an arm flies by*and is using every Alliance as a toothpick and making shoes outta them.But this is way better.
Goddess - Yea,woot isn't it! WOW! LOOK AT THAT!! WOHOO! *summons 30 min fireworks*
Brad - I'M DYING!! gghhhhhh NOOOOOO!!!!!Angie...goodbye...I LOVE YOU!!! ...........*dies dramaticly*
Ranger - awwww *sad face*
Goddess - Oh ...****..
Ranger - .....
Goddess - ........
Ranger - ...Sooo...
Goddess - ?
Ranger - You..uum...how's things going?...
Goddess - ...Oh.Well..You know..same old..being immortal and stuff...
Ranger - Oh..I see...*scratches*
Goddesss - Yea...well...*sounds of wind blowing* ...We're.uum....out of popcorn...
Ranger - Aww...that's ..too bad......
Goddess - Yea..... *cricket on background*
Ranger - ......
Goddess - ................
Ranger - Let's summon him back!!
Goddess - YES!! *summons Brad Pitt*
Brad - I'M ALIVE ANGIE!! I'M ALI---........wtf...
Goddess - *pushes him a few metres back with a spell* WOHOOOOOOOOOO!!! >: D Go brad,GO!~
Brad _ AAAAAAAAAGHHHHAAAA!!!! MY LEEEEGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAINNN!!! I HATE YOU!! I HATE THIS WORLD!! GHAAAAAA *blod spiling everywhere*
Ranger - AWESOME!! WOHOO! YOU'RE THE BEST GODDES EVER!!!
Brad - WGHHHAAAAARRGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Goddess - I kno! ^.< *eats popcorn*
Question - what is killing Brad?
Fin.Hope you like it...just something I made while waiting for the server to come back up...
soon I'll be gone to seek another starway...