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BlueDude50

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PostedAug 12, 2010 9:14 am

Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]
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happyface104

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PostedAug 12, 2010 9:28 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

Is this supposed to be funny? Cuz i don't get it.

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jp42021

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PostedAug 12, 2010 10:56 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for

    sigs i've made tht i like :3 (rotator)- Jmr100 League of Legends= jmr100

happyface104

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PostedAug 12, 2010 10:59 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
jp42021 wrote:
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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jp42021

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PostedAug 12, 2010 11:00 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  

i loled XD

    sigs i've made tht i like :3 (rotator)- Jmr100 League of Legends= jmr100

happyface104

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PostedAug 12, 2010 11:02 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  

i loled XD  

It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles.

Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.

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jp42021

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PostedAug 12, 2010 11:04 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  

i loled XD  

It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles.

Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.  

i rember yesterday[or a fewdays] u was at 1500 now ur at 17** something oO
thts alot of post each day
i gota learn how to spam more topics xD


and mail there isnt a bunch of short stories jst tht one thts not really funny >.>
unless u count happys too >.>

    sigs i've made tht i like :3 (rotator)- Jmr100 League of Legends= jmr100

happyface104

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Posts
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PostedAug 12, 2010 11:16 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  

i loled XD  

It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles.

Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.  

i rember yesterday[or a fewdays] u was at 1500 now ur at 17** something oO
thts alot of post each day
i gota learn how to spam more topics xD


and mail there isnt a bunch of short stories jst tht one thts not really funny >.>
unless u count happys too >.>  

Zomg im at 1700 already? O.o

and liek, i post in a whole bunch of other game forums.

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jp42021

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PostedAug 12, 2010 11:22 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  

i loled XD  

It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles.

Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.  

i rember yesterday[or a fewdays] u was at 1500 now ur at 17** something oO
thts alot of post each day
i gota learn how to spam more topics xD


and mail there isnt a bunch of short stories jst tht one thts not really funny >.>
unless u count happys too >.>  

Zomg im at 1700 already? O.o

and liek, i post in a whole bunch of other game forums.  

yea 1700 so ur still outpostin me
and prolly most other ppl
u still gna be this post happy aftr gs apps?

    sigs i've made tht i like :3 (rotator)- Jmr100 League of Legends= jmr100

happyface104

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Posts
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Location
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PostedAug 12, 2010 11:28 am

Re: Mail Fail

Bunch of short stories!
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
happyface104 wrote:
jp42021 wrote:
BlueDude50 wrote:
"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  

i loled XD  

It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles.

Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.  

i rember yesterday[or a fewdays] u was at 1500 now ur at 17** something oO
thts alot of post each day
i gota learn how to spam more topics xD


and mail there isnt a bunch of short stories jst tht one thts not really funny >.>
unless u count happys too >.>  

Zomg im at 1700 already? O.o

and liek, i post in a whole bunch of other game forums.  

yea 1700 so ur still outpostin me
and prolly most other ppl
u still gna be this post happy aftr gs apps?  

Possibly, most likely not.

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