"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control."
"Stop your talking private, he is just a person."
"Yes sir, Captain Mail."
"Maybe it's time to test the needle."
"No... No... No... Sir, not on him."
"That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out"
Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier.
"I can't let you do that captain."
"Let go of me private! That's a order!"
Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf.
"What... What are you!?"
Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him.
"NO NOT NAP TIME!!!"
Mail Fail]  

BlueDude50 wrote:

"Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control." "Stop your talking private, he is just a person." "Yes sir, Captain Mail." "Maybe it's time to test the needle." "No... No... No... Sir, not on him." "That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out" Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier. "I can't let you do that captain." "Let go of me private! That's a order!" Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf. "What... What are you!?" Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him. "NO NOT NAP TIME!!!" Mail Fail]

ummm
okay >.>
not really funny
if thts wat u was goin for  

jp42021 wrote:

BlueDude50 wrote: "Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control." "Stop your talking private, he is just a person." "Yes sir, Captain Mail." "Maybe it's time to test the needle." "No... No... No... Sir, not on him." "That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out" Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier. "I can't let you do that captain." "Let go of me private! That's a order!" Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf. "What... What are you!?" Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him. "NO NOT NAP TIME!!!" Mail Fail]   ummm okay >.> not really funny if thts wat u was goin for

Now THIS is funny

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"  

happyface104 wrote:

jp42021 wrote: BlueDude50 wrote: "Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control." "Stop your talking private, he is just a person." "Yes sir, Captain Mail." "Maybe it's time to test the needle." "No... No... No... Sir, not on him." "That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out" Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier. "I can't let you do that captain." "Let go of me private! That's a order!" Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf. "What... What are you!?" Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him. "NO NOT NAP TIME!!!" Mail Fail]   ummm okay >.> not really funny if thts wat u was goin for   Now THIS is funny Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

i loled XD  

jp42021 wrote:

happyface104 wrote: jp42021 wrote: BlueDude50 wrote: "Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control." "Stop your talking private, he is just a person." "Yes sir, Captain Mail." "Maybe it's time to test the needle." "No... No... No... Sir, not on him." "That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out" Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier. "I can't let you do that captain." "Let go of me private! That's a order!" Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf. "What... What are you!?" Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him. "NO NOT NAP TIME!!!" Mail Fail]   ummm okay >.> not really funny if thts wat u was goin for   Now THIS is funny Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"   i loled XD

It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles.

Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.  

happyface104 wrote:

jp42021 wrote: happyface104 wrote: jp42021 wrote: BlueDude50 wrote: "Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control." "Stop your talking private, he is just a person." "Yes sir, Captain Mail." "Maybe it's time to test the needle." "No... No... No... Sir, not on him." "That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out" Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier. "I can't let you do that captain." "Let go of me private! That's a order!" Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf. "What... What are you!?" Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him. "NO NOT NAP TIME!!!" Mail Fail]   ummm okay >.> not really funny if thts wat u was goin for   Now THIS is funny Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"   i loled XD   It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles. Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.

i rember yesterday[or a fewdays] u was at 1500 now ur at 17** something oO
thts alot of post each day
i gota learn how to spam more topics xD


and mail there isnt a bunch of short stories jst tht one thts not really funny >.>
unless u count happys too >.>  

jp42021 wrote:

happyface104 wrote: jp42021 wrote: happyface104 wrote: jp42021 wrote: BlueDude50 wrote: "Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control." "Stop your talking private, he is just a person." "Yes sir, Captain Mail." "Maybe it's time to test the needle." "No... No... No... Sir, not on him." "That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out" Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier. "I can't let you do that captain." "Let go of me private! That's a order!" Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf. "What... What are you!?" Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him. "NO NOT NAP TIME!!!" Mail Fail]   ummm okay >.> not really funny if thts wat u was goin for   Now THIS is funny Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"   i loled XD   It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles. Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.   i rember yesterday[or a fewdays] u was at 1500 now ur at 17** something oO thts alot of post each day i gota learn how to spam more topics xD and mail there isnt a bunch of short stories jst tht one thts not really funny >.> unless u count happys too >.>

Zomg im at 1700 already? O.o

and liek, i post in a whole bunch of other game forums.  

happyface104 wrote:

jp42021 wrote: happyface104 wrote: jp42021 wrote: happyface104 wrote: jp42021 wrote: BlueDude50 wrote: "Another one dead, that's the fourth one today, these terrorists are getting, out of control." "Stop your talking private, he is just a person." "Yes sir, Captain Mail." "Maybe it's time to test the needle." "No... No... No... Sir, not on him." "That's what you said about the rest of them, it's time for you to become a man. I'll get the needle out" Mail grabs a long pointy needle out of his backpack. He walks towards the fallen soldier. "I can't let you do that captain." "Let go of me private! That's a order!" Private begins to turn into a big... bad... Guardian Wolf. "What... What are you!?" Private knocks Captain Mail down, and carries him to the nearby preschool, and enrolls him. "NO NOT NAP TIME!!!" Mail Fail]   ummm okay >.> not really funny if thts wat u was goin for   Now THIS is funny Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"   i loled XD   It's the 5th time i've read it but it still gives me da chuckles. Sidenote-heheh, outposting u.   i rember yesterday[or a fewdays] u was at 1500 now ur at 17** something oO thts alot of post each day i gota learn how to spam more topics xD and mail there isnt a bunch of short stories jst tht one thts not really funny >.> unless u count happys too >.>   Zomg im at 1700 already? O.o and liek, i post in a whole bunch of other game forums.

yea 1700 so ur still outpostin me
and prolly most other ppl
u still gna be this post happy aftr gs apps?