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nzikovo

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PostedAug 09, 2010 2:45 pm   Last edited by nzikovo on Aug 10, 2010 12:39 pm. Edited 1 time in total

Chuck Norris and Shaiya

I m Bored and drunk
- Chuck Norris’s nm char can and will kill your um char.

- Chuck Norris had a mount on lvl 1.

- Chuck Norris doesn’t buy AP, he gets AP.

- Chuck Norris doesn’t use WTB, he uses WTG-Want to get.

- When Chuck Norris was asked why doesn’t he play on AoL side he answered that Alliance of Light sounds too Happy. ( I am fury what you want Smile )

- Chuck Norris can kill chars from the same fraction cuz noone KS Chuck Norris

- When GMTactics asked Chuck Norris would he like to be a GM, Chuck Norris politely answers that he is the master of everything. From that day on Shaiya there is a GS, a GM and CN
CN-Chuck Norris.
- There are Normal, Worship/Heroic, Dread, Legendary, Goddess and Chuck Norris items

- There are two kinds of a PvP. There is the normal PvP when Chuck Norris isn’t there and the other PvP when Chuck Norris is there. That PvP is called EMFH. EMFH-Every Man For Himself

- Chuck Norris has bless all the time.

- The Event Hide&Seek was closed because Chuck Norris knows where you live.

- Clint Eastwood started to play Shaiya but when he saw Chuck Norris he quit

- Chuck Norris doesn’t need a raid to enter OI.

- Chuck Norris went to the Casino and he WON.

- Chuck Norris doesn’t grind, he hunts. Also he doesn’t lvl, he kills.

- Forgot to mention that Chuck Norris can kill a Grey mob and he gets EXP from it.

- Don’t F*** with me, I know Chuck Norris. Smile

Ok if any1 has some stupid comments or wants to add some stupid jokes be my guest. I m going to bed Smile
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KingKesshi

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PostedAug 09, 2010 3:13 pm
LOLZ awesome post!

Skid33

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PostedAug 12, 2010 1:08 pm

o.o

Chuck norris can 1 shot Cryptic The Immortal

Hellraiser503

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PostedAug 14, 2010 9:28 pm
nzikovo wrote:


- Chuck Norris went to the Casino and he WON.

 


That's pure awesomeness right there, lmao! Razz

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PostedAug 17, 2010 4:09 pm

Re: o.o

Skid33 wrote:
Chuck norris can 1 shot Cryptic The Immortal  


Cryptic the immortal told chuck norris he can just have the goddess..

nzikovo

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PostedAug 21, 2010 9:24 am
 
Cryptic the immortal told chuck norris he can just have the goddess..  


Chuck Norris already have the goddesses by his side Smile))

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Aufklarer

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PostedAug 21, 2010 9:29 am
Chuck Norris doesn't need goddess items. :\

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PostedAug 21, 2010 10:31 am
Hellraiser503 wrote:
nzikovo wrote:


- Chuck Norris went to the Casino and he WON.

 


That's pure awesomeness right there, lmao! Razz  

hahaahahahaahhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
THAT is funny. Karma just for that hah.

sij1991

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PostedAug 25, 2010 9:54 pm
Chuck Norris isn't kicked off Shaiya during maint.

Chuck Norris gets 1 of every stat when he levels.

Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function!

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PostedSep 04, 2010 3:23 pm

o.o

- If U have 1000 AP and Chuck Norris has 1000 AP.....Chuck Norris has way more AP then U !
- Chuck Norris has Sonic Lapsis lvl 1 and lvl 2 Speed linked in shoes maide out of lvl 58 UM horse mount .... He doesent speed hack....he simply runs faster then U o.o
- Chuck Norris banned a GM
- Chuck Norris's fart can stun CTI
- The Goddess of Light/Dark have Chuck Norris pijams
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