.....And then she said "OY, I didn't mean those nuts." hahaha she meant cashews hahaha*i offered her almonds. ( I know what y'all were thinking. tsk tsk...naughty people).
Nutsy was never much for jokes, he could tell by the glare of hate he was getting from Kalisto, but she is so complicated she was never much for jokes anyways.
"Awww c'mon Kalisto, it was a true story....it was your mom bwhahah" As nutsy said that he realized a little to late that with a name like Kalisto...you don't have a good sense of humor for at that moment Kalisto punched the living sh*% out of Nutsy.
"Ow" said the screwy squirrel. The both just started laughing....(sheesh them 2 squirrles are dumb).
We begin our epic tale with our epic heros leaving there epic hangout....called Epic....(go figure)
"Hey Nutsy you ever wondered why we h----" Kalisto was inturrepted by a carrot that came flying right at her face. "What the bloody Hard was that". Suddenly a Rabbit came running out of nowhere and tackled Kalisto to the ground. Kalisto was gonna kill the rabbit with extreme
prejudice but realized it was only after the carrot. So she did what any civil minded, warm
harted squirrel would do.....she threw it in the middle of the street. And as the rabbit it chased after that orangy veggie of goodness, WHAM.....hit by a truck.
So Nutsy and Kalisto continued on walking. "Hey nutsy didn't that rabbit remind you of some
squirrel from this movie" ".....What are you babbling about".
"You know...whats the name of the it....OH yeah Ice age" Kalisto as complicated as ever looked at Nutsy with a creepy blank stare. "....What the Hard is Ice Age" the complicated squirrel replied. "Whats Ice Age!!....have you been living in a tree all your life".....(folks bear with him....he's a little slow). Kalisto thought the same thing the author had just written. "Ummm Nutsy...we are squirrels....we live in TREES!". "...oh yeah.....but even so you have seen the movie right?" "whats a movie". "WHATS A MOVIE! Kalisto you are so dorky you have never seen a movie." to which Kalisto replied....."Ok first of *punches Nutsy into the
ground*. call me dorky again and i'll kill ya, and 2, we are squirrles....do squirrels watch movies....." Nutsy podered long and hard..."oh yeah....whats Ice Age" now he said that mostly to agree with the ever fearful Kalisto. "So Kalisto what do you wanna do now" "Iono...hey lets go to the theaters and watch Ice Age 3".......(See folks told ya she was complicated)......
To Be Continued......
We meet the wise farting turtle...and a random character from the past....