1. When you see someone with long ears and call out "Elf!"
2. You call Africa Reikusea (Map1 Fury)
3. You buy a "Best Ring" for your loved one
4. Your in bed saying to your girl friend "Sweetie, im a hard mode toon"
5. You call all women heroic and men lapis
6. Putting crystals in your shoes to win a marathon race as sonics
7. You call Australia "Bootlegry"
8. When you are indanger, trying to link yourself onto "Safe" Lapis.
9. Saying "WTB food" in shops
10. You think the police are GameSages
11. You think God is a Game Master
12. You lose in a marathon from a guy that runs fast saying "Oi, he had sonics!"
13. When someone kills the animal your hunting, saying "KSer"
14. When you party a tank (military), a gypsy and a doctor, saying "Aoe Party!"
15. When you start to create parties without baloons
16. When you call 1-15 pvp your schooling time (some people drop out early)
17. When you think you can get away from a robbery using stealth
18. You have an alarm thats not enough to wake you up, use a 'Sleep Cure Scroll'
19. World Trade center is Bootlegry
20. When you are alone and need a party
21. You try to kill yourself realising you have a Ressurection Rune
22. You ride ontop of a tortoise as a mount saying "I won this from a raffle"
23. When you get into a fight, you activate "Untouchable"
24. You don't have enough space in your bag saying "It's time I use BackPack Upgrade"
25. You spend points on "Body Training" to pick up the chicks
26. You spend points on "Interpretation" to understand other languages
27. When you use "Slow" on other people in a marathon race to win
28. When you walk up to the corner drug dealer and ask "hey man...got any ko noss in there?"
29. When you only eat because you know going to the hospital for starving would only cut away from your grinding time
30. When you refer to you mother in law as Ajuha.
31. When you light a plastic sword on fire and yell w00t! its now enchanted to level six!
32. Your weapon is on fire saying "Don't worry, its uber enhanced + elemental lapis"
33. When bandits attack you in a dessert saying "CS is here!/PI is here!/AZ is here!/Evo is here!/DR is here!"
34. You destroy an altar saying "Bless for all!"
35. When your last words before you die are "Opps, I forgot my Res rune"
36. You use the "Bulls eye" skill in an archery competition
37. You use the "Rapid Shot" skill when aiming at 3 targets.
38. You call Tyrannus a celebrity
More to come