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bossmtking

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PostedJul 22, 2007 10:24 pm
if i was tht dude i would jump out of the car XD
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blackblood

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PostedJul 22, 2007 10:35 pm
oh snap Smile

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woken_smeed

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PostedJul 23, 2007 4:09 pm
if i was that guy i would have bought a car with passenger side air bags

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Jonny-Boy

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PostedJul 23, 2007 4:15 pm
LOL

Enari

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PostedJul 23, 2007 4:23 pm
Nyeehehe.. that's how we are, don't mess with us. Wink

Seriously.. in that situation, when he asked me what it was that I had, I had probably replied "your life." ^.^

BullGod

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PostedJul 24, 2007 7:43 pm

Tru Story?

Ya know it's probably a true story too. There are some crazy woman out there. I know, my gf is one of them. lol

PaulPool

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PostedJul 25, 2007 12:51 pm
Heh, I totally am on your side.

This is going out to all the crazy chicks, you're so crazy you messed up some poor guy out there and probably turned him Happy.

Enari

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PostedJul 25, 2007 12:53 pm
I hope you do know the story is probably purely fictional..?

PaulPool

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PostedJul 25, 2007 12:56 pm
You never know.... Rolling Eyes

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."

Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Enari

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PostedJul 25, 2007 1:00 pm
Well... as much as I just love jokes where women don't have to pay for the joke being funny... This one is just not realistic. Rolling Eyes
The woman would have probably just given up on it and returned home. "Why was I gonna cross that river anyway.... huh, nevermind." ^.^

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