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SlntPyro

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PostedJul 03, 2007 1:55 pm

Women are crazy...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.

85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"


Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Wink Razz
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Wolfheart

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PostedJul 03, 2007 1:57 pm
lol good one

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Belinha

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PostedJul 03, 2007 1:58 pm
Laughing funny funny

justforgetme

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PostedJul 03, 2007 3:35 pm
lol.. yes they are!!!!

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joey7638

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PostedJul 03, 2007 3:51 pm

ROFLMAO

i beilive that says it all

Anjack

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PostedJul 03, 2007 5:10 pm
Nice and old joke there.

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bossmtking

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PostedJul 18, 2007 12:41 am
LOOOOL good one i was thinking about how it was the wife turns into her husband creapy smile like and ses (the air bag) in a real evil way then her eyes go red XD Laughing

Vili-Possu

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PostedJul 18, 2007 12:59 am
this joke is old one, but u just changed wife to husband Wink

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prophanity

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PostedJul 22, 2007 11:23 am
haha thats a good one

it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt

_Nitsua_

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PostedJul 22, 2007 1:18 pm
wow i think im on the wifes side.

I let my mind wander...but it never came back.
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