Summer is here! Time for a vacation..... but where to? Been here in this little castle tucked away in this "oh so grand" place called Deathly Sands. Would be nice to visit someplace with out sand... I have sand in places I rather not have
Ah! Aaaah!!!! I have an idea! I remember this place called Fetid Swamp the complete opposite of the desert
Let us pack up our castle and port over there now! *Zoom zoom poke plop boom* We're here!!
Look! Look and behold!! All around us are low level players ... some are even within the 10 level range for plunders. Oh my, oh my! What a blessed summer this is... no sand, easy plunders, and no high levels plundering me!! Oh joyous day! I shall now relax with some lemonade and sand free pants all the while making the summer more difficult for the lower level players <3
That is until all the lower level players rise up in a revolt against the lovely, delicate, sweet and charming mage
*Enter handsome knight on white horse!!*
My beautiful mage I have traveled far and wide to seek the one with the face that haunts my dreams... please.... please I beg of you! Allow me to put those heathen lower level players back in their place as your loyal and handsome man slave!!
And so the mage and handsome man slave rode off into the sunset hand in hand to enjoy their new found summer fling <3