This is my cat, I call her Cat. Yes, enormous imagination, I know
Anyway, it's the laziest cat there is. Her existence is based on feeding, sleeping and headbanging on shoes. Seriously, if I'm sitting, and my feet is in the air, she jumps like Michael Jordan and bangs her head on it. And does that repeatedly. She's adorable though.
Fun fact: I don't recall her ever making a sound (meowing). Probably mute. Or lazy for that too lol.