Hi Last Chaos!
We have acquired a new GM once again!
After taking the blue pill and being forcefully exited from her surreal online world, she was de-plugged and rigorously trained in our basement for months. We have recently learned that she was the chosen one, the one that will be our new addition to the LC team!
Please join us in warmly welcoming [GM]Shock!
Here are some exceptionally personal and true facts about [GM]Shock:
She swears she does not carry a static charge and does not shock us on a daily basis. Even though there are incidents of me getting shocked when I use my MedKit.
She does not appear each time you are shocked or see lightning in the sky so all rumors of the sort should be discontinued.
Her father was a lightning bolt and her mother is a very nice lady, she always makes the most delicious cookies.
She practices full contact origami in her spare time and is the reigning champion across the lands!
She can paint the Mona Lisa on a blade of grass.
Her car's doors no longer lock so she keeps a pack of ravenous turtles to guard her car at work.
She can perform a triple axel jump while nailing everyone (friend or foe) with nerf darts.
If you ask her at ANY given time, she will have a pen and paper stashed in a holster... always.
There is "not" a 6 ft. Happy Times Huggy Bear stuffed animal located next her desk... I am not being forced to to deny that...
Within her first day she has beat LC; we were unable to find evidence of her tampering with parallel worlds, time bending, or vodoo magic, but we wonder.
Please join us in giving a warm welcome to the newest member of the LC team: [GM]Shock!