Fun fact: Every message is a reference to something :3
Day 1: "'The person who was supposed to be greeting you isn't here right now. After the tone, leave a message, hang up, and you will find your house in a sea of fire.' That's what this guy named Caprontos said to me the moment I reached the top of the stairs. And naturally, I bashed him with my Maka Chop before continuing on."
Day 2: "An arcane stone statue? Why... don't you try touching it? The last time I touched something peculiar, I found myself in this strange place called Platform 9 3/4!"
Day 3: "Hey, hey! Did you know? There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was king of the pirates. ...Wait, what? It was all a myth? But isn't this his ship? Are we not on the Grand Line?!"
Day 4: "After this war, I'm gonna be a sky pirate! I'll be both feared and respected by all of Ivalice and Litos!"
Day 5: "Tell me why, the reason I am here
Just only you I see from far away
I've come for you
Don't know why, I searched all night and day
But when I'm here, darkness came
No lights to show the way..."
Day 6: "This guy tells us that he has a bone to pick with the Pagens holed up inside the temple. My question is, which one? He has 206 of them! ...Oh, his funny bone... Will you stop it, you crazy hyena?!"
Day 7: "We could never have gotten this far without the sacrifices of others. The memories of those who have fallen shall forever remain within our hearts, forever. ...Okay, this is clearly a reminiscence of our journey through this war, so why aren't there any sakura petals blowing?!"