A chance to get free AP? Count me in.
NPC Name:Zhen Ji
(You guys need to learn how to read)
Location:Zhen Ji's office, or marching around the plazas during campaign
Game:Dynasty Warriors Online
Oh dear sweet, you may not be aware,
but I believe we are involved in a sweet love affair,
for you may deny it all you wish,
but you have no idea what I can accomplish.
My only regret is not finding you first,
it makes me feel that I may be cursed!
But I shall not let it stop me, for I declare
from this day, to you I swear!
That you and I shall be together, our love strong as bamboo chutes...
...OW! Did you just...hit me with...a flute?
...nevermind. It's fine. For I've dealt with worse pain.
For there is more at stake for me to gain.
So...how about we go home...and have some fun?
...wait...is that...Cao Pi? ****! Gotta run!
P.S. Could you please get rid of that restraining order? It's making things way too complicated for me to do my duties as a soldier...