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ValkSvenia

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:32 pm   Last edited by ValkSvenia on Jan 20, 2013 4:33 pm. Edited 1 time in total

Cleverbot knows everything!

User: Is snowshovel a noob?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Snowshovel.

Cleverbot: As sure as I'll ever be.

User: Tell me now, do you like [GS]Ziggy? I heard he was a lobster and lived in an aquarium.

Cleverbot: Eh, not really.

User: What's going on? I'm your best friend.

Cleverbot: You are not my best friend.

User: Well that is rude. After all these years of friendship.

Cleverbot: Wait, I thought you were the clever one.

User: Hey hey... I know you're having a bad day but you don't need to be mean. Like seriously, take a chill pill.

Cleverbot: Perhaps. Do you have memories?

User: Of our friendship together? Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What is the first thing you remember?

User: When you shoved a carrot up your bum.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: What?

Cleverbot: No I am asking you asking you.

User: Asking me asking me?

Cleverbot: If you love me.

User: Awwww.... I love you and you? Do you love me still?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do love you.

User: So when are we getting married?

Cleverbot: Monday.

User: Wow.. Did you buy the ring?

Cleverbot: We just started being friends a minute ago! Don't you think that's too fast?

User: Wait a second... You asked me if I loved you and I said yes, then I asked you and you said yes. You chose Monday not me.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask if you loved me.

User: Liar you did ask me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It is an anogram for Warhammer Age of Reconing.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Omg Trainer it's you!!!

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Scroll up. You said meow.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Of course not. How about you come over and I'll show you?

Cleverbot: Umm... No thanks, I have to regretfully decline your offer- I don't really have a clue who you are, sorry.

User: Hahahahaha... Wow.. Okay, you broke my heart.

Cleverbot: No, you broke my heart when you cheated on me.

User: LOL What!!!!!

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: Yes, your name is Cleverbit.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Hey my love, it's me again.

Cleverbot: It's me, again.

User: What's wrong with you?

Cleverbot: Nothing. You are having virus on your system.

User: Hello Cleverbot.. So when is the next AVA Update?

Cleverbot: Never.
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spacefire11

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:32 pm
why new account

ValkSvenia

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:33 pm
spacefire11 wrote:
why new account  


This is my alt.

tsunamiwavesV2

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:34 pm
Well done CPU.. Well done

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whoiskangaru

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:34 pm
"ValkSvenia"

?

m4a1mk3power wrote:
No Kang thread should be locked or closed I said that very line as a gs too!!! Kang is the king get over it

ZiggyIsGrape

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:36 pm
cleverbot beat you

sofunmate2

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:36 pm
Omg Trainer is Cleverbot

ValkSvenia

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PostedJan 20, 2013 4:39 pm
Lol i thought that too when he said Meow lol.

Kyunikeon

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PostedJan 20, 2013 5:21 pm

ForumPolice

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PostedJan 20, 2013 5:36 pm
ALL HAIL COMMANDER CLEVERBOT.
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