User: Is snowshovel a noob?
Cleverbot: As sure as I'll ever be.
User: Tell me now, do you like [GS]Ziggy? I heard he was a lobster and lived in an aquarium.
Cleverbot: Eh, not really.
User: What's going on? I'm your best friend.
Cleverbot: You are not my best friend.
User: Well that is rude. After all these years of friendship.
Cleverbot: Wait, I thought you were the clever one.
User: Hey hey... I know you're having a bad day but you don't need to be mean. Like seriously, take a chill pill.
Cleverbot: Perhaps. Do you have memories?
User: Of our friendship together? Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is the first thing you remember?
User: When you shoved a carrot up your bum.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: No I am asking you asking you.
User: Asking me asking me?
Cleverbot: If you love me.
User: Awwww.... I love you and you? Do you love me still?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do love you.
User: So when are we getting married?
User: Wow.. Did you buy the ring?
Cleverbot: We just started being friends a minute ago! Don't you think that's too fast?
User: Wait a second... You asked me if I loved you and I said yes, then I asked you and you said yes. You chose Monday not me.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask if you loved me.
User: Liar you did ask me.
Cleverbot: It is an anogram for Warhammer Age of Reconing.
User: Omg Trainer it's you!!!
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Scroll up. You said meow.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Of course not. How about you come over and I'll show you?
Cleverbot: Umm... No thanks, I have to regretfully decline your offer- I don't really have a clue who you are, sorry.
User: Hahahahaha... Wow.. Okay, you broke my heart.
Cleverbot: No, you broke my heart when you cheated on me.
User: LOL What!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes, your name is Cleverbit.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Hey my love, it's me again.
Cleverbot: It's me, again.
User: What's wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Nothing. You are having virus on your system.
User: Hello Cleverbot.. So when is the next AVA Update?