I hereby declare Supanionism as a religion, and the only truth.
Superman is God's son. God fkd some woman he found on a dating site and she gave birth to superman. If you don't believe this you shall be executed!
Woman are only allowed to be in their kitchen and bedroom.
Men may marry as much women as he wishes
There is no such thing as pwn, only a man helping another man/woman to achieve the reason they were sent to earth.
Everyone who doesn't believe this will go straight to ****, just like people who don't believe in Santa don't get presents from him.
Women are prohibited from wearing clothes.