I hereby declare Supanionism as a religion, and the only truth.
Superman is God's son. God fkd some woman he found on a dating site and she gave birth to superman. If you don't believe this you shall be executed!
Rules:
Woman are only allowed to be in their kitchen and bedroom.
Men may marry as much women as he wishes
There is no such thing as pwn, only a man helping another man/woman to achieve the reason they were sent to earth.
Everyone who doesn't believe this will go straight to ****, just like people who don't believe in Santa don't get presents from him.
Women are prohibited from wearing clothes.
LEGGO!