: Raven, the Crackin'
: It was a dark and stormy night when Raven washed up on the shores of Maquina. From where, exactly, no one is quite sure. Some say another land, others say a whole 'nother world, but one thing is for certain: she sure seems out of place.
: ...huh? Oh, yeah...pirates. Swab the decks. Hoist the mainstay. Grab that booty. Yo ho ho, and...stuff...
: I wanted to make a character that was conceptually unique. And although this isn't exactly a new joke, I've yet to find a card like this in-game. Both her pastime and her subname are both puns, which I like to pretend was clever. The tech-savvy amongst you may also notice I named her after Raven Alder, one of the more prolific female internet security experts in the world. Hence the skull and crossbones on the back of her computer monitor.
I'm also open to discussing the nature of her shirt if it, er...doesn't appeal to your target demographic.
In-game pirate name: Whatthefnu