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Brynhildra

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PostedDec 13, 2012 1:11 am
So violent xD

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dx0520

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PostedDec 13, 2012 2:35 am
Kinetik07 wrote:
Due to an error in shipment, scuba gear is sent on a rocket ship to Mars. Upon arrival, an astronaut wears the wrong gear and steps out of the ship into the vacuum of space. The difference in pressure causes the astronaut's body to violently expand and get thrown into the deserts of Mars, but at least for the few moments he was alive, he was able to breathe oxygen.  


lol no.

The man was scuba diving in a nearby ocean, there was a fire in the desert and planes were sent to put out the fire, these planes scoop up the ocean water and dumps it onto the fire. Unfortunately, the scuba diver was scooped up as well...and the rest is history.

roaring_goat

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PostedDec 13, 2012 3:01 am
dx0520 wrote:
Kinetik07 wrote:
Due to an error in shipment, scuba gear is sent on a rocket ship to Mars. Upon arrival, an astronaut wears the wrong gear and steps out of the ship into the vacuum of space. The difference in pressure causes the astronaut's body to violently expand and get thrown into the deserts of Mars, but at least for the few moments he was alive, he was able to breathe oxygen.  


lol no.

The man was scuba diving in a nearby ocean, there was a fire in the desert and planes were sent to put out the fire, these planes scoop up the ocean water and dumps it onto the fire. Unfortunately, the scuba diver was scooped up as well...and the rest is history.  


I knew this,but the scuba was found on a vast burned plain instead of the desert. Eh, these stories generates new variations every other day.

TheDiseased2

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PostedDec 13, 2012 3:17 am
dx0520 wrote:
Kinetik07 wrote:
Due to an error in shipment, scuba gear is sent on a rocket ship to Mars. Upon arrival, an astronaut wears the wrong gear and steps out of the ship into the vacuum of space. The difference in pressure causes the astronaut's body to violently expand and get thrown into the deserts of Mars, but at least for the few moments he was alive, he was able to breathe oxygen.  


lol no.

The man was scuba diving in a nearby ocean, there was a fire in the desert and planes were sent to put out the fire, these planes scoop up the ocean water and dumps it onto the fire. Unfortunately, the scuba diver was scooped up as well...and the rest is history.  


Pretty sure mythbusters disproved that xD

And to that person avoiding their finals, i did the same thing dont worry a low score is not the end of the world. I got less than 30% in my finals and now im an industrial electrician earning way too much money ;D

Kinetik07

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PostedDec 13, 2012 9:29 am
Why would there be a fire in the desert? That's just outlandish. That is an outlandish story, dxsomenumbers

Anyway, here's an original riddle,

A girl was biking down a mountain to a friend's party. Inside her backpack there was a bottle of water, some textbooks, and a present for her friend.

Running a bit late, she decided to take a familiar shortcut through the forest. Along the way, a bear appeared and frightened her. It seemed like it hadn't seen her yet, so she stopped and quietly went around, keeping her distance.

Since her focus was on the bear, she hadn't noticed that she was slowly pedaling towards the edge of a cliff high above her friend's house. Her bike fell first, but she managed to grab onto a vine and yelp. Her backpack was weighing her down and the vine started to tear. Above her, she heard the bear, who no doubt heard her scream.

How did she get down and deliver her present?

minuzaki

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PostedDec 13, 2012 9:46 am
Kinetik07 wrote:
Why would there be a fire in the desert? That's just outlandish. That is an outlandish story, dxsomenumbers

Anyway, here's an original riddle,

A girl was biking down a mountain to a friend's party. Inside her backpack there was a bottle of water, some textbooks, and a present for her friend.

Running a bit late, she decided to take a familiar shortcut through the forest. Along the way, a bear appeared and frightened her. It seemed like it hadn't seen her yet, so she stopped and quietly went around, keeping her distance.

Since her focus was on the bear, she hadn't noticed that she was slowly pedaling towards the edge of a cliff high above her friend's house. Her bike fell first, but she managed to grab onto a vine and yelp. Her backpack was weighing her down and the vine started to tear. Above her, she heard the bear, who no doubt heard her scream.

How did she get down and deliver her present?  


Either A) The bear killed her, and she fell on her friends roof, and landed on the porch, delivering a nice blood caked girl with a present.

B) She flipped down, tucked and rolled, recieving minimal damage and dusting herself off, being tardy to the party.

C) She's batman.

D) She's Goku.

E) She's an Archmage irl and used Safe Return.

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Kinetik07

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PostedDec 13, 2012 9:54 am
She let go




HAHA

minuzaki

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PostedDec 13, 2012 10:07 am
Kinetik07 wrote:
She let go




HAHA  


-.- I'm going to find your kittens and drown them.

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dx0520

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PostedDec 13, 2012 10:48 am
You and a friend are being chased by a bear, how do you get away?

Kinetik07

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PostedDec 13, 2012 11:14 am
You put your arm around your friends shoulder and run. Using the combined force of four feet, your speed will double and you'll be able to outrun the bear.




obviously
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