hard. I love it. "We are banning you because you might be hacked some day. Regards, Team Aeria."
Ok, so you released a bleeding-heart official statement a while back as to why tickets are taking an ungodly amount of time to warrant any kind of response. But you absolutely love creating more dumb reasons to increase your ticket volume. It seems to be one of your favorite things.
Any time I'm feeling down, I go and have a look at this
. It makes me laugh until I tear up. We currently have 600 placeholders and don't know how to deal with all these tickets!
OH I KNOW! One service per ticket
! Now when EoM tier rolls around and some people have 10 services they need to request, they can send TEN TICKETS INSTEAD OF ONE!
I swear, it's like watching a Mel Brooks movie or something. Everything is so goddam absurd to the point of gut-busting comedy.
Thanks for the laughs. 4/5.