Chapter one : DaFuq!
In a dark lonely boring day "slacker" was in a desert, He couldint find a decent night club so be went to drink some royal water but all what he found is a message says " dear "slacker" you're alone in this scary *****n desert" "slacker" was like Dafuq that little piece a sht cheated on meh!!!!
Chapter two: surviving
So he went to drink the Double Diamond beer of how sad he was !
Chapter three: Couldn't pee,Dafuq!
He had to piss but he couldn't find a decent bathroom so he pissed at him self!
Chapter four: After a while he met a smexy hot female chicken named " KFC " ,They got married and lived happily ever after !
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