Let's get down to business
To defeat the Trolls
Did they send me newbies
When I asked for pros?
You're the saddest players
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Player, I'll make a GS
out of you
Tranquil as the forums
But with pride within
Once you find the application thread
you are sure to win
You're a silly, pale
pitiful lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a GS
out of you
I'm never gonna post
enough
Say good-bye to those
in real life
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting English
This guy's got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to report
(Be a GS)
We must post swift as
the forum lurker
(Be a GS)
With all the force
of a great spam wall
(Be a GS)
With all the strength
of a moderator
Mysterious as the
misery boxes in the item mall
Time is racing toward us
till the trolls log in
Heed the ToS rules
and you might fit in
You're unsuited for
the spam of war
So pack up, log off
you're through
How could I make a GS
out of you?
(Be a GS)
We must post swift as
the forum lurker
(Be a GS)
With all the force
of a great spam wall
(Be a GS)
With all the strength
of a moderator
Mysterious as the
misery boxes in the item mall
(Be a GS)
We must post swift as
the forum lurker
(Be a GS)
With all the force
of a great spam wall
(Be a GS)
With all the strength
of a moderator
Mysterious as the
misery boxes in the item mall