As the shu army gathers there forces for Campaign,the mighty Nanman chieftan Meng huo can be seen with His Wife,there Daughter and there chief bottle washer fwiffo.Also in attendence is dawny and some random blue haired dude


Dawny"what is your role in the upcomming campaign,FiFi?"
Fwiffo"I got a ouchy........"
Meng Huo"............"
Zu Rong"......"





Zu Rong "pfffft*men...."
Meng Huo "Liu Bei is off practicing Beneviolence"
Dawny"and Yue Ying is teaching Wei Yan his abc's threw the Idiots guide for grammer Nahzi's"

Blue haired dude"What's a Nahzi?"
Helpful warrior"ask Baster"


Zu Rong's daughter"hey mom"
Zu Rong "hey sweety"
ZRD"check out pop's ghut"
Zu Rong"no more Musuo snax for you meng"
Meng Huo " "


Meng Huo's kitty snuffles"......MMM that archer would taste num yummers inbetween a slice of two Huo tao's..."

Zu Rong "No no bad kitty!"
(offscreen) archer ""ggwgwaaahhh the pain!!!!!"
Second archer "wooohhhhhh dude.......he looks like a strawberry pop tart from this angle"

ZRD "I called it!Yahzee,you owe me 3000 ore Fwiffo!"
Fwiffo"what?...but......."
ZRD "pay up you skinflint money horder!"

Red dude who's name I can't remember"What are we looking at?"

Fwiffo to dude walking in his personal space"NO VACANCY!beat it!"slaps the warrior on the face
RDWNICR: "Uhhhh okay....any one gonna water lion's plants?"
Fwiffo :nope he whizzaroood al over my pearch tree so tough lovin' for him!"

ZRD:"I don't think the ground is supposed to be that color after watering them..is it?

FWiffo"......."
RDWNICR"........"
Meng Huo"............"




Everyone who ever watered lions plants
After looking at the suspicious river flowing from there gardens.:
LION!!!!!!!

looool abc's