One day, there was a magical princess named LogInServer. And this pretty princess loved to help the people of her kingdom by letting them play on her father’s jungle gym named ServerLand.

Then all of a sudden the wicked witch Finn came along and said, “ha ha ha LogingServer! I am going to take you and separate you from your father and then no one can play on server land!” With one swoop, she knocked LogInServer down and began to take her away. “Then ServerLand will be all mine!” the evil witch cackled.

Now enters the mighty GM DARA! The strongest warrior of all the GM race who stay late after work, GM Dara swooped in and curb stomped Evil Witch Finn like the little punk that witch was. “I’ll save you!” he said as he repeatedly murdered Evil Witch Finn.

And they lived happily ever after. The end.