I called my chick on the phone last night
Her mother said she was gone for the night
She had two tickets to a Rock"n"Roll
show, to see her working class hero
So I jumped in my car, and I cruised downtown
I could hear the music playing from a mile around
So I got me a ticket, and I walked inside
I could see her standing there in the (spotlight)

I called my chick the very next day
She was watching TV and she said(he's so handsome and he's so cool)
She made me so sick I wanted to puke
So I got me a guitar, and got myself a band
And I'm learning how to sing and I'm learning how to move
And I'm writing this song down just for you
Cause ain't no Rock"n"Roll singer going
to take you away from me