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ahliang

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PostedMay 07, 2007 1:50 am

Sharing a Joke i enjoyed

A dog named...
Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine ***. Now *** has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for ***. He said, "I would like to have one too!"

Then I said, "She is a dog!!"

He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had *** since I was 9 years old."

He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have *** at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But *** has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around ***."

He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having *** at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for ***. He said every room in the motel is a place for ***. I said, "You don't understand! *** keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, "me too!"

One day I entered *** in a contest, but before the competition began, *** ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around, and I told him that I was going to have *** in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets.

"You don't understand," I said. "I hoped to have *** on TV!"

He called me a 'show off'!

When my wife and I split, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had *** before I was married, but *** left me after I was married."

The judge said, "Me too!!"

Last night, *** ran off again, and I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said "I'm looking for ***."

My case comes up next Thursday.

Well, now I have been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more **** troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why, just the other day when I went for my first session with my shrink, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "*** has been my best friend all of my life, but now it has left me forever, I couldn't live any longer, so lonely!"

And the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand *** isn't a man's best friend, so get your self a dog."
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blazer1991

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PostedMay 07, 2007 2:16 am
Lmfao! That was good. Very Happy

Labraid

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PostedMay 07, 2007 5:17 am
ROTFL!!!! XDXDXDXD

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jetman

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PostedMay 07, 2007 5:30 am
the first few were nice, it kinda got old as i continued

theross

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PostedMay 07, 2007 7:51 pm
funny Smile

too bad it's too obvious that the story was made up....

either that or ur the dumbest person in the universe

XRivalX

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PostedMay 07, 2007 7:59 pm
omg.......



THAT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS XD

I broke my sig =/

aseem

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PostedMay 07, 2007 8:03 pm
theross wrote:
funny Smile

too bad it's too obvious that the story was made up....

either that or ur the dumbest person in the universe  

he just said he is sharing a joke

blazer1991

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PostedMay 07, 2007 8:23 pm
Lol, aseem, I shouldn't worry about that, theross is always like that. Wink

aseem

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PostedMay 07, 2007 8:26 pm
blazer1991 wrote:
Lol, aseem, I shouldn't worry about that, theross is always like that. Wink  

kk

TheEraser

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PostedMay 08, 2007 2:59 am
blazer1991 wrote:
Lol, aseem, I shouldn't worry about that, theross is always like that. Wink  


dont call him "theross" .
hes the new owner of the account. call him something else. the real owner was such a nice guy. this guys ruins his name.

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