Plot of this series:In the Three Kingdoms Era,there are supposed to be three kingdoms.As an unusual man came by the name of Dong Zhuo and 2 people goes by the names of Yuan Shao and Ma Chao,Sima Yi decided that he will make a faction of own and also participate in the war.All of the kingdoms strife for land.Who will emerge victorious?Who will get married?And who will literally laugh at this?Find out when you look at this story with 8 chapters.
Chapter 5-Dong Zhuo
Chapter 6-Yuan Shao
Chapter 7-Ma Chao
Chapter Title(Chapter 1):A New Beginning
Series Title:Dynasty Warriors-The Summit Of The Seven Kingdoms(ROTK Parody)
Chapter Opening(Chapter 1):Lufia 2 Boss Battle Theme Remix-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeOipp6zHdE&feature=related
Chapter Ending(Chapter 1):Can't Quit This-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WfVkDNy6TaI
Chapter 1 Part 1(A New Beginning) Song:Naruto's Daily Life-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AZeyNVms7jw
Chapter 1 Part 2(2 Soldiers Who Were Idiots) Song:The Great Giant-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FjUSXv_ymos
Chapter 1 Part 3(Sun Ce Vs. Taishi Ci!A Fight to The Death!)Song:Clumsy Expression-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WxSs-XoQDZU
Chapter 1 Part 4(Xiao Qiao Vs. Da Qiao!The Never-Ending Sister Rivalry!) Song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XvnGT0LQ1iA
Chapter 1 Part 5(Zhou Yu Got L-A-I-D)Song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2qVMJrMiV4U
Chapter 1 Part 6(The Five Kage Meeting,With 2 Kages Gone)Song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euEvorDxfl0&feature=player_detailpage
Chapter 1 Part 7(The Climb To The Summit!Sun Quan Goes Climbing At Mt. Everest!)Song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=O01iMYL5EWQ
Chapter 1:A New Beginning
*In the land where tigers rule and where honor lives,Wu was a place where everything started out in a good way but things turned out to be worse.*
*In Wu Castle.......*(Part 1)
*Sun Quan and Ling Tong sit around and talk*
Sun Quan: So how are things?
Ling Tong: Great actually.
Sun Quan: I thought you hated the color red, why are your clothes that color?
Ling Tong: I do hate it, but every time I go to the cleaners my clothes come back this color. What about you, I thought you hated it as well?
Sun Quan: I do as well but same thing happened to me as you.
*Just then Sun Shang Xiang and Lu Meng walk in both wearing red*
Sun Quan: Why is everyone wearing red.
*They all explain the same situation*
Cleaner: Tell me I don't know how to show color will they, I'll show them all color.
The cleaner then kills another peasant and drains his blood into the soap water.
Everyone soon found out what the guy had done and sent him to as far as they could under the camp of Yuan Shao.
Cleaner:Why is everyone here wearing yellow, how...Wait I don't want to know.
*Back in He Fei where Gan Ning ambushed 2 soldiers......*(Part 2)
Soldier2:Is that one of ours?
*The 2 soldiers are staring at Gan Ning who is standing 80 meters away from them near the river,where his fleet had just arrived*
Soldier 1:Well,if we are wearing blue,the red guy broke my arm & are tryin to hurt us then........
Soldier2:(yells)Hes coming this way!!!!!!
*Gan Ning starts charging with his sword towards them*
Soldier1:RELAX!Remember what Master Zhang Liao told us wen we ambushed SUN QUAN
Soldier1:We are as stealth as a cat as Silent as mice.....we are................inVISIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soldier2:B........wh........NO BUT*He didnt mean it like that.HE SEES US!!!
Soldier1:BUT SUN QUAN DIDNT SEE US?
Soldier2:(yells)We're Gonna DIE YOU TWIT!!!!I SEE YOU, YOU SEE ME, YA SEE?
Soldier2:WHICH MEANS HE CAN SEE US TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*soldier 1 Finally realises he isnt Invisible,While GAN NING gets closer*
Soldier1:I got something important to tell you.
Soldier1:I Love You!
*Gan Ning Runs up an kills them*
*Back in Jiang Dong*(Part 3)
*The furious kombat between Sun Ce and Taishi Ci is close to begin*
*'Clumsy Expression' BGM starts to play*
*Suddenly,the BGM was cut down by the cell phone of Sun Ce's ringing sound*
Sun Ce:Come on!Honey, I'm in middle of a...
*Sounds like screams and more*
Sun Ce:Ok, ok, I get it.10 pounds of rice,3 of apple in pieces and half a litter of fresh cow milk.
*Then Taishi Ci begin to walk away from Sun Ce*
Sun Ce:Hey, wait! Our fight is just about to begin!
*Taishi Ci went back to see him*
Taishi Ci:Sorry, but I have to finish this battle early.I remembered that my mom asked me to leave home with 15 pounds of rice for breakfast for my family for tomorrow.
*Back in Wu Castle*(Part 4)
Xiao Qiao:Thank you my adoring fans for making me, Xiao Qiao, your choice for DW6! Now lets celebrate! X-i-a-o-Q-i-a-o...(grabs pom poms and jumps up and down.) (Large book comes flying out of nowhere and hits her in the head.)
Grrrr...Da Qiao! What did you do that for.
Da Qiao:Oh come on! Everyone knows I am the most popular, they just miss counted the votes! Haven't you people heard of an abacus!
Xiao Qiao:Ha ha! Your jealous! Better be careful or your going to ruin your prissy image.
Da Qiao:Tsk tsk. I would be more careful if I were you.(holds out a pretty colored book and dangles it in front of Xiao.) Know what this is.
Xiao Qiao:No! Not my personal copy of the Journey West! I had it autographed by Sun Wukong himself! He's such a dreamy hunk. Give it back!
Da Qiao:Hohoho! Only if you promise to tell everyone how perfect I am when they include me in DW7!
Xiao Qiao:What? No way! Fine if you won't give it back then I will have to use force!(assumes favorite Sun Wukong fighting stance and starts to make monkey noises.)
Da Xiao:What the (beep)!
*Xiao Qiao tackles Da Qiao and the two begin to roll around fighting*
Meanwhile, observing this scene from the other side of Sun Palace...
Zhou Yu:Um...Sun Ce, shouldn't we stop them?
Sun Ce:Nah! Relax Zhou Yu, siblings fight all the time. Just relax and enjoy the show.
Sun Shang Xiang:Sun Ce! What did you do with my favorite bow! I swear when I find it...
Sun Ce:Oops!Guess its time to go.
*Back in He Fei*(Part 5)
*Zhou Yu paces around his quarters thinking up a strategy for the next battle. Xiao Qiao walks up to him with a big smile on her face.*
Xiao Qiao:Hey! Zhou Yu, I have wonderful news for you!
Zhou Yu:Are you going to tell me how wonderful I look on the battlefield again.*sigh*
Xiao-Of course not silly. I came to tell you I have some special buns in the oven.*even bigger smile*
Zhou Yu:Xiao Qiao! You don't mean!...*Face turns pale and he faints*
Xiao Qiao:What!? Hey! Zhou Yu, you get up this very instant!
Xiao Qiao:Oh no! My Special buns are done and Zhou Yu is being lazy. I made my special buns shaped just like cute panda bears just for him. Well, this is the last time I do something special.*storms off*
*As Zhou Yu lies dazed on the floor, he began to think."This woman is going to give me gray hair before I'm 30."*
*Back in Jiang Dong,the 4 kingdom rulers are having a meeting*(Part 6)
Cao Cao:Yuan Shao, don't you want to serve under me? After all you're other yet...
Sun Quan:No, you're too weird to command nobility. Yuan Shao, do you want to get out of the other and come to Wu?
Liu Bei:Shut up! Nobility and virtue always had something in common, and Yuan Shao will go out of the other to Shu.
Yuan Shao:Shut up, all of you! I'm not the other, I'm the otherside of you guys! You're nothing compared to me!
Cao Cao:Hhm... I see. So you want our blades in the other end of your stomach, you punk...
*Back in Europe,Sun Quan saw a mountain and decides to climb it with Lian Shi,Cheng Pu,Dong Xi and Zhuge Jin*(Part 7)
Sun Quan:Man,this is a tall mountain.How can I go up there?Without any shoes?!
Lian Shi:Don't worry,my dear.Everything will be alright,except its not alright when it comes to climbing moutains because mountains can make an avalanche.
Zhuge Jin:Lian Shi has a point,my lord.Without any equipment or any supplies in our climb will be the end for us surely.
Dong Xi:Yes!He is right!With no food,there's no way we can survive in this cold weather!
Sun Quan:You all have a point,but I want to come up with a better plan to climb this fertile mountain in a shortcut.
Zhuge Jin:It says here,that Mt. Everest is the earth's highest mountain, with a peak at 8,848 metres (29,029 ft) above sea level. It is located in the Mahalangur section of the Himalayas. The international border between China and Nepal runs across the precise summit point. Its massif includes neighboring peaks Lhotse, 8,516 m (27,940 ft); Nuptse, 7,855 m (25,771 ft); and Changtse, 7,580 m (24,870 ft).In 1856, the Great Trigonometric Survey of British India established the first published height of Everest, then known as Peak XV, at 29,002 ft (8,840 m). In 1865, Everest was given its official English name by the Royal Geographical Society upon a recommendation by Andrew Waugh, the British Surveyor General of India. Waugh named the mountain after his predecessor in the post, Sir George Everest. Although Tibetans had called Everest "Chomolungma" for centuries, Waugh was unaware of this because Nepal and Tibet were closed to foreigners.The highest mountain on the earth attracts many well-experienced mountaineers as well as capable climbers willing to hire professional guides. While not posing substantial technical climbing challenges on the standard route, Everest presents dangers such as altitude sickness, weather and wind.And it also says here that Mt. Everest has no shortcuts.
Sun Quan:(yells)WTF!No shortcuts!!!!!!!
Sun Quan:(yells)Why!!!!!Now I am unable to succeed my brother as heir!
Lian Shi:Calm down,my dear.It'll be alright now,let us climb this mountain!
Sun Quan:*I don't know how to say this,but*(yells)Let's go to the mountain!
Lian Shi,Dong Xi and Zhuge Jin:Yes,my lord!
*After a grueling climb to the summit of Mt.Everest,Sun Quan and the rest of the team was pulled away by an avalanche from the top of the mountain.Due to the disappearance of the team,all of them was washed away from a tsunami to the other parts of the world....Sun Quan is in Poland with a staggering -24Celsius degrees!Lian Shi was washed away to New Zealand which she founded shelter to live on.Zhuge Jin and Dong Xi is in Pakistan with 32Celsius degrees*
Chapter Title(Chapter 2):Wei Duelings Got The Hometown Carts
Chapter Opening(Chapter 2):Invincible-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xiyNIE8X4ys
Chapter Ending(Chapter 2):Evolution-http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OmylxuTmEYY
Chapter 2:Wei Duelings Got The Hometown Darts
*In the land where the phoenix soars the land and where force takes place,Wei was a very,very,very good place where everything turned out great somehow but Wu and Shu turned their tables against Wei*
*In Hu Lao Gate,