Pim seems a big task but I like the sentiment behind it as yes many of our players do not have English as first language and anything that helps those not so strong in English and brings the community together, no matter what country, is a plus in my eyes.
Why don't you utilise the list of players who have offered help with regard to language. I am sure if you pm some of them, depending what language you start with, they would love to assist.
Multi Lingual Players List
Oh and you are far too young to be an Uncle to me