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LadyCrypticSky

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LadyCrypticSky
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PostedJan 28, 2012 2:37 am

The Tale of Longevity

One rainy day in Shu CrypticSky.CD1 was walking around waiting for a battle...
Four hours later there was no battle...
8 hours later there was no battle...
24 hours later there was...
no battle...
CrypticSky.CD1 decides to go after the mischief of doing arena alone, only to receive one item each arena, with a lack of ore; and a lack of gems. After, 48 hours of arena, CrypticSky.CD1 received 3 rubies,5 yellow orbs, 7 jade, 11 blue orbs, 2 amber, and 4 ore. CrypticSky.CD1 was devastated at the result. With several weapons at 255 uses, no gems to fully temper and no ore to grind, she looked for another way. And there it was, a sale, but still the gems where to high. She was yet again devastated. But the ORE!!!!! Ohhh the Ore is what she really needed. Oh how long she waited for 25% off ore, but it was just a tease. A tease, because it was no where to be found. So CrypticSky.CD1 screamed!!! "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW what do you want from meeeee!!!!! You can have my AP just give me the ore." Slightly sighing at the end of her scream, falling down to her knees, and seeing a troll come out of the lake in west plaza in liu bei. He said, "You can have your ore, if you do 3 things for me. 1. Try to get Koei to give the people on this server to give you new gears. 2. Find 155 battles where people are lagging. 3. Lastly, do an hour of confront without disconnecting." CrypticSky.CD1 was heartbroken. She told the troll, "The second one I can do, but number 1 and number 3 are impossible." The troll walked back into the water slowly and before leaving said "Good Luck finding that ore sale that is suppose to be in the item mall then." Then he disappeared.
CrypticSky.CD1. with an angry fist in the air, screamed loud at the water and said, "You'llll seeeee!!! It will come! ITTTTT WILLLLL COMMEEEEE!!!!" And in a low tone said, "It has to come" *sigh*

THE END!! I hope you guys like it Very Happy
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mabarnett1229

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PostedJan 28, 2012 2:50 am
Priceless! I laughed during the whole show. So much passion in that fist... <3

ZhangFeiX

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PostedJan 28, 2012 3:06 am
lol your wasteing your precious time Very Happy

Akash13

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PostedJan 28, 2012 10:43 pm
u proved aeria can only give ore bogos.XD
great story .skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Very Happy

caseman691

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PostedJan 28, 2012 11:03 pm

awesome

lmao loved the story made me laugh it's a 10/10 DWO masterpeice keep them coming

DylanM40

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PostedFeb 06, 2012 7:55 pm
Wow impressive story sounds like my predicament right now
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