a day of rejoicing, my day off is here,
i look to my puter, and realize my fear.
i open my client and sit up in bed,
i go to log in, but the servers are dead!

my dreams of last chaos have been dashed away,
i try to keep cool, maybe soon i can play?
i sit here for hours, with hopes that i might,
save one twitchy mousefinger, no movement in sight.

no p2's, no grinding, no zombies to slay,
what darkness has fallen on lc this day.
no use for my keyboard, no use for my mouse,
shall i do something different? go outside my house?

i start to get hungry, my smokes running low,
lc's not back, but i dont want to go!
what if the servers come back while im out?
ill take one more peek at the box they call shout.

a contest for poems? to keep our thoughts calm?
for maintenace may take till the break of dawn.
ill give it a shot, for i've nothing to do.
when this poems done i'll go out for some food.

with my hunger conquered, a fresh pack of smokes,
i return to the shoutbox with highest of hopes.
looking for signs of "the servers are live!"
but no such good luck, my dreams have just died.

then slowly creeping, a noise in my head,
alarm clock is ringing, i wake in my bed!
it was all just a bad dream!, "its over!" i say,
i open up lc!, its maintenance day.


runesfyre, tairen

NS NS oh what a waist,pamper and nurture,add just the right touches,add details so it looks like it blushes,even add haste so that it rushes,still looks like it just got off crutches
rush up the lust trum trying to lvl,won't seem to do so it's cursed by some devil,why oh why wont it level
run into walls or stuck in some floor,only way out is to open a door,cant seem to lvl so I'll play it no more,would someone just give me a cure.fix it for good and I'll play it for sure!
NS NS oh what a waist,get to the 8th lvl,then I add haste,go round the corner,stuck up to my waist,is that defeat that I taste,never I say,just got the feeling thats stone in my face
get to the top floor,get sent to the celing,you know the feeling,this fricking thing has got me reeling
run lil further,low and behold,I see the boss but I fights no more:P need to do something to even the score,fix it oh fix it or I'll play it no more fix it oh please and I'll play it some more
NS NS oh what a waist I need somthing to play in it's place,my rouge is a good one that is for sure.but I play it and play it and play it some more,played it so much it's starting to bore
Ive tried all the potions you buy at the store,even deleted and tried it again only to have it glitch on me more
NS NS oh what a waist I think Ill use it to lvl my pets,atleast I found one thing that it is good at
it just too bat I cant use a bat.this toon will be kept under a hat
Embarrassed to use it and that is a fact,so tell me what do you all think of that
My NS oh NS it is a waist
CORDELLA Cariae

Oh maintenance what sadness you bring.
To all the gamers who just want to do their thing!
We sit, eyes squinting in anticipation waiting,
For the servers to come up, so we can continue gaming.

Chaoticdiva
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I’d like to be with you, it’s like the only thing I think about
But nerds like me we don’t get ladies yeah we always go without
I was playing Smash Brothers when it was prom night
The last girl I saw was Chinese, she beat me in a street fight

I know I seem standoffish, it appears like I don’t like ya
When all I really wanna do is just Excite ya like a Biker
Wish this was an RPG, I’d change the way I am
You’re a perfect 10 and I know exactly where I stand

Spending hours on a Gamecube, rather be with you
If I’m Weapon X, rejection is my Sabertooth
Basically to me you are a wish still unfulfilled
I’m fragile like a tiny Mario against a Bullet Bill

So I really must refrain, causing hearing "No" would cause me pain
And to hear me stammer stutter must be driving you insane
Beautiful, intelligent, the woman that I dream about
Scared that if I told you, you would grab my heart and rip it out

Ohhhh Mr dash,
You make my heart beat fast,
Your funny and your smart
and I bet really good at art!!

When you come in the SB,
The room fills with delight,
and all the LC players have
the biggest smiles in sight.

To read your poem was lovely,
It means alot to me,
that you found a spot in your busy day
to fill my heart with glee!!!

I guess what im trying to say,
is that your simply the best,
and any girl who cant see that,
Gio will cook in pizza.

So thank you for beeing you,
keep doing what you do,
That my friend is why we all love you!!!!


Thanks too Fawye for the awesome siggy

There was a tyrant in Randol
Who would grip your neck like a handle
He stoked the fine urn
In which he would burn
His woebegone foes like a candle

GM_Battledash wrote:

I’d like to be with you, it’s like the only thing I think about But nerds like me we don’t get ladies yeah we always go without I was playing Smash Brothers when it was prom night The last girl I saw was Chinese, she beat me in a street fight I know I seem standoffish, it appears like I don’t like ya When all I really wanna do is just Excite ya like a Biker Wish this was an RPG, I’d change the way I am You’re a perfect 10 and I know exactly where I stand Spending hours on a Gamecube, rather be with you If I’m Weapon X, rejection is my Sabertooth Basically to me you are a wish still unfulfilled I’m fragile like a tiny Mario against a Bullet Bill So I really must refrain, causing hearing "No" would cause me pain And to hear me stammer stutter must be driving you insane Beautiful, intelligent, the woman that I dream about Scared that if I told you, you would grab my heart and rip it out

Frankly to be honest you seemed rather out of place
Pretty much the hottest girly that will go up on my MySpace
Looking back I probably should have asked you out right on the spot
But I was regulating heavily on Quake and couldn’t stop

Well at least that’s my excuse
Rather produce a noose and get loose off this boozed up juice
Than deal with another lady telling me that I’m not good enough
If love is just a battlefield I’m happy never suitin’ up

But I can’t resist
Plotting and pondering with those lips, all the ways you kiss


I think I’m starting to get a better lay of the land
You seem to date a lot of jerks, I can be a better man
So I gotta be true, I see me being with you
To get your hand in my hand what do I gotta do?

Seem to see your face like all of the time
Just like Tyler Durden can’t get you out of my mind
So I some how some way
Gotta believe that you think of me the very same way

And if that’s true how ’bout me and you hook up on a rendezvous
And I can take you for a ride just like Marvel vs. Capcom 2
Might leave me broken like a crack in a disk
But I’m awesome and you’re worth it so I’m taking that risk

So come over to my spot so maybe we can play games
You make me feel like Johnny Storm, like I could burst into flames
I’d give you foot and back rubs every night before you sleep
So just keep that in mind every time you’re thinking of me

Last Chaos rules
and nerds drool!!!
-jockey312
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought i was ugly
But then i met u

<3

Thanks to all that took part.

This event is now closed.

Winners will be decided and posted in the next 24hrs. YAY!!!!!!!