Author's Notes ~
Hope the LOL people see this.
There's a regular player just sitting next to a tree. In Kaslow. Like the one in front of the Auction House. (AN: LOOK FOR IT.
Sprite Pawski: Yes, Master?
DaRQKing: Here's a bunch of materials. Make me a super-cool-epic-expensive yellow Jundo Hammer that probably won't ever proc for me even though I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want one. So here, some of the things I bought from the Auction House that are REALLY REALLY expensive but I wouldn't care since I'm one of those spend-every-dime-I-ever-make-kind-of-person. Now. DON'T. FAIL. ON. ME.
Pawski: Yes, Master. (Sweatdrop.) Will do... (Walks off to make item.) Mutter, mutter, I'm not experienced enough, mutter, mutter, mutter, Hammer's gonna fail 100%, mutter, mutter, I hate my life.
Pawski is making the hammer. DaRQKing is just sitting.
5 Minutes later.
DaRQKing: Are you done yet?
15 Minutes later.
DaRQKing: Done yet?
Pawski: No. Still working.
DaRQKing: Get working!
Pawski: (Sweatdrop and face fall.)
DaRQKing: Are you-
DaRQKing: ... Okay..
1 and a half hours. (AN: Just stop trying already
DaRQKing: OMG. How the heck much longer are you gonna work on that stupid-dumb-relatively-NOT-WORTH-MY-TIME-useless-expensive-yellow hammer you stupid-piece-of-lazy-worthless-
Pawski: Back! Sorry for the wait.
DaRQKing: WELL?! IS MY HAMMER DON-
DaRQKing: .... (Insert Caps Rage.)
DaRQKing flips the computer over, breaks the screen, smashes the keyboard, and has logged out of Grand Fantasia.
[DaRQKing has logged out of Grand Fan-]
Pawski: Yeah I know. Can't the guy take a joke though?
Pawski holds up a six-slotted Spotless Jundo's Holy Hammer of Creation.
Pawski: Maybe I can pawn this.