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PostedJan 12, 2012 9:17 pm   Last edited by arcticgal6 on Jun 01, 2012 11:01 pm. Edited 3 times in total

Script Text Story

Just a story done in a script text form.(6/1/12) New SS! - M0MBer & Splunker
Author's Note ~ All for the laughs.


Narration Stuff
A high level player just grinding.

HighYouBe: Hmm. I think I will solo ACV bosses now that I'm no longer a lowbie and that I have super-cool-really-expensive-extremely-hard-to-get-sprite-made yellow stuff. (Troll face) C:

Narration Stuff
HighYouBe goes to ACV and starts killing mobs like a boss.

HighYouBe: Aww yeah. I be powning you uglies now! Not the other way around!
*Pew, pew, pew, slams a weapon against a monster's face, pew, pew pew.*

Narration Stuff
HighYouBe confronts Molli.

HighYouBe: I'm not scared of you! I'm a super-strong-really-powerful-over-confidant-POSSIBLY-under-equipped-no-life-poor-and-EPIC player! I. Will. Be. The winner!
(Caps Rage) I AM HIGHYOUBE! HEAR ME ROAR!

Molli: Challenge Accepted.

[Battle Entered.]

Narration Stuff
Just one minute later.

[HighYouBe has died.]

Molli: Challenge Over. You suck. Learn to fight
HighYouBe: FFUUUUUUUUUU-

~The End~


Author's Note ~ Any reviews? Very Happy
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PostedJan 15, 2012 9:24 am
LMAO! "Super-cool-really-expensive-extremely-hard-to-get-sprite-made-yellow stuff" & "Super-strong-really-powerful-over-confidant-POSSIBLY-under-equipped-no-life-poor-and-EPIC-player"

I was like WTH?? Lol this made me laugh. And then he ended up loosing xP too funny hahaha =D he's just like my cousin, always thinks he can beat me in a duel but he always ends up loosing. Lol but yeah Nice one nice one. I just woke up like 30 minutes ago, logged in, read this and started cracking up. Lol first laugh of the day xD

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PostedJan 16, 2012 4:39 pm

Another Short Script Story =0

:P Just for the laughs :D
Author's Notes ~ Hope the LOL people see this.


Narration Stuff
There's a regular player just sitting next to a tree. In Kaslow. Like the one in front of the Auction House. (AN: LOOK FOR IT.)

DaRQKing: PAWSKI!!!
Sprite Pawski: Yes, Master?
DaRQKing: Here's a bunch of materials. Make me a super-cool-epic-expensive yellow Jundo Hammer that probably won't ever proc for me even though I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want one. So here, some of the things I bought from the Auction House that are REALLY REALLY expensive but I wouldn't care since I'm one of those spend-every-dime-I-ever-make-kind-of-person. Now. DON'T. FAIL. ON. ME.
Pawski: Yes, Master. (Sweatdrop.) Will do... (Walks off to make item.) Mutter, mutter, I'm not experienced enough, mutter, mutter, mutter, Hammer's gonna fail 100%, mutter, mutter, I hate my life.

Narration Stuff
Pawski is making the hammer. DaRQKing is just sitting.

Narration Stuff
5 Minutes later.

DaRQKing: Are you done yet?
Pawski: No.
DaRQKing: Okay.

Narration Stuff
15 Minutes later.

DaRQKing: Done yet?
Pawski: No. Still working.
DaRQKing: Get working!
Pawski: (Sweatdrop and face fall.)

Narration Stuff
45 Minutes...

DaRQKing: Are you-
Pawski: No.
DaRQKing: ... Okay..

Narration Stuff
1 and a half hours. (AN: Just stop trying already Smile )

DaRQKing: OMG. How the heck much longer are you gonna work on that stupid-dumb-relatively-NOT-WORTH-MY-TIME-useless-expensive-yellow hammer you stupid-piece-of-lazy-worthless-
Pawski: Back! Sorry for the wait.
DaRQKing: WELL?! IS MY HAMMER DON-
Pawski: No.
DaRQKing: .... (Insert Caps Rage.)

Narration Stuff
DaRQKing flips the computer over, breaks the screen, smashes the keyboard, and has logged out of Grand Fantasia.

[DaRQKing has logged out of Grand Fan-]

Pawski: Yeah I know. Can't the guy take a joke though?

Narration Stuff
Pawski holds up a six-slotted Spotless Jundo's Holy Hammer of Creation.

Pawski: Maybe I can pawn this.

~The End~

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PostedJan 17, 2012 5:23 pm
LMAO! I love this one even more than the first one LOLOLOL. I'd kill that sprite lol too funny though I would hate to be him lol poor guys waited so long and at the end he messed everything up even though the hammer was a success xP

&& "Spend-Every-Dime-I-Earn type of person" OMG I'm just like that lol xD

Good one Good one, I really liked them both, though the recent one is my favorite =D

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PostedJan 23, 2012 8:19 pm

SSS - Short Script Story!

Check this out, and give some reviews :D........ Or I'll find you o.O
Author's Notes ~ I know you're out here :O... Just another story. Cuz I'm bored like that... Kind of... maybe... Oh just read this one already Mad


Narration Stuff
So there's this player... and his friend...

PourMeGold: Man, I really hate making this expensive yellow 'cuz yellows are all that but I cant seem to get one...
TheM_A_N: Why don't you buy a Sprite King's Blessing?
PourMeGold: Why would I buy a blessing from a sprite king when I can just walk up to their altar and be all "Hey! What's up? Can you bless me so that I can get my fail sprite to make me my superuberduperextremelyA-W-E-S-O-M-E yellow weapon? I really really really really really REALLY want-"
TheM_A_N: Dude, it's not a literal blessing. ( :/ )
PourMeGold: ...Oh...
TheM_A_N: Plus I don't think Sprite King's are like Santa Claus.
PourMeGold:..... Maybe GMSanta?

Narration Stuff
PourMeGold and TheM_A_N go check out the Auction House.

PourMeGold: So.... What Blessing do I need exactly?
TheM_A_N: What's your yellow?
PourMeGold: Fallen Emperor - Dark Knight.
TheM_A_N: ( Shocked ) ...Oooookayyy... Well um.... Look for a SKB4.
PourMeGold: 'Kay.

Narration Stuff
PourMeGold tries to find SKB4.

PourMeGold: Hmm.. orange ninja pants.... emerald necklace... super rare Arceus Pokemon card... free mclay... hmm...

Narration Stuff
PourMeGold finds...

PourMeGold: Hmm.. Oh! Here it is Very Happy ! And it is..

[Sprite King's Blessing 4 - 9999k Gold.]

PourMGold: OH MY *beep*ing GOD!!!

Narration Stuff
PourMeGold freaks out and tosses the computer across the room.

Meanwhile

Narration Stuff
TheM_A_N at the Auction House.

TheM_A_N: Heheheh. Thanks Truda that was fun.
Truda: No problem.

Narration Stuff
TheM_A_N pays Truda gold.

~The End~

Author's Notes ~ So what you think of a bit of bribery xD

GF Bodor FlaraBlaze 57+ Assassin Ch. 2

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PostedJan 23, 2012 9:30 pm
Nice one xD

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PostedJan 23, 2012 10:53 pm
Sekuiya wrote:
Nice one xD  

LOL Agreed Agreed

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PostedFeb 01, 2012 5:04 pm

SSS! New one :D

Where's my reviewers D: -holds out cookies-
Author's Notes ~ Man, do I have to go hunting for people? -gets out candy- >,> -lays down a trail and waits while typing up story-

Narration Stuff
So... Yeah... There's like... A chat going on in World.

World Chat

GevMehSKB: Paying for SKB! Whisper me!
TheDOOD: So what's up everyone!
HawtChick: Hey DOOD. How are ya?
SpAmNuB: Spam spam!
TheDOOD: I'm fine Chick. Wondering what to do now.
RandyGuom: Hey look! UNICORNS!
HawtChick: Well ya can always deck yourself out in those coolnewexpensivesuperHAWTbuthardtoget costumes on the Mclay table.
GevMehSKB: Paying for SKB! Whisper me!
TheDOOD: Hmm, I'm not so sure. Mclay prices has gone like WAY up. >_> It'd take my hard working G away.
RandyGuom: Man I'm poor as dirt! Anyone have gold they can spare?
HawtChick: Haha, IKR? I wish I was like those lvl 80's! They are like supa kewl.
SpAmNuB: Spam spam spam!
TheDOOD: Yeah. I can like grind ACV for some G but ever since the limit stuff going on, I'm stuck on a budget practically.
HawtChick: Wow. Sucks D:
RandyGuom: Need gold! Poor kid here! Oh hey mail!
TheDOOD: I wonder how the high guys do it. I swear, I only see some like, they are just, well, you know. >_>
HawtChick: Know wah?
SpAmNuB: Spam spam spam?
GevMehSKB: Still looking for SKB! Plz whisper me!
TheDOOD: Well, I see some high levels go and pretty much LIVE off Arena. Like Whitesands, Fire, and that one other one no one never seems to acknowledge since it really doesn't seem to be there.
SpAmNuB: Spam spam spammmmm!
HawtChick: Wah one?
TheDOOD: Nevermind. My point is
RandyGuom: I need stuff now. Like a new costume Smile Donate to me pleash!
TheDOOD: They can get SOOO rich even when killing each other in Arena.
SpAmNuB: Spam spam spam.
HawtChick: Heck yeah. I wish I was like them.
TheDOOD: Yup. Cool highbies.
RandyGuom: OMG! New 3-day shinycoolfancyepicgreat costume weapon! YES!
SpAmNuB: Spam HAM Very Happy
GevMehSKB: OMG! YAY! I got an Infinate SKB! SCOREEEE!


Narration Stuff
GevMehSKB hugs his Sprite, Clay.

GevMehSKB: Thank you Clay and MClay fairy Wink

~ TheEnd ~

Author's Note
~ So how's that for a happy ending? Lol.

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PostedFeb 18, 2012 8:18 pm

SSS! Another new one :D

I know you guys are reading these...
Author's Notes ~ I'm sure you like my stories. I like them too. Now is there any feedback here D: No? Give some feedback through reviews! Cookies in exchange!
Next Story!

Narration Stuff
A dude. And another dude. They're friends. (AN: Best names ever made.)

Dude1: So how's it going?
Dude2: Eh. Okay. Wanna go to ACV?
Dude1: Sure, man. Just. Don't mess up again.
Dude2: Hey! That was one time! Not my fault stupid Mollida got in the way.
Dude1: Sure. What ever you say. (Eyeroll.)

Narration Stuff
Dudes 1 and 2 go to ACV and do some major butt kicking that could make a GM's grandmother proud.

Until...

Dude2: Oh crap here it comes.
Dude1: *Pew, pew, pew. Kirshh!!! Monster head sliced off noise. Slam, slam. Pew, slash!* Hey, what's up? I'm kicking some MON-STOR butt here.
Dude2: Hey, like, whatever you do, don't look over there in that room.
Dude1: Look where-

Narration Stuff
Dude1 looks in the room anyway 'cause he's just human like that.

Dude1: -the heck... ohmYGOD! WHAT IS THAT THING!
Dude2: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!
Dude1: WHAT THE *BEEP*ING Hard IS THAT THING?!
Dude2: LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! YOU MIGHT GO BLIND!
Dude1: IT'S HIDEOUS! OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!!
Dude2: DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY INTO IT! DON'T DO IT!
Dude1: IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW.
Dude2: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO.
Dude1: KILL THAT THING!
Dude2: YOU DO IT.
Dude1: EWW! I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING EVEN WITH A 20 FOOT POLE.
Dude2: WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR LOOKING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Dude1: YOU TOLD ME TOO!
Dude2: I TOLD YOU 'NOT' TO LOOK!
Dude1: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THAT....THAT... THING! WAS THERE!
Dude2: NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.
Dude1: NEXT TIME WARN ME BETTER THEN "don't look over there in that room."!!!!
Dude2: NEXT TIME DON'T LOOK THEN.
Dude1: OH, YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

Narration stuff
Dude1 looks. Again.

Dude1: WHAT NOWWWW- OHHHHH MYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Dude2: DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK!
Dude1: IT'S HIDEOUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! MY EYESSSS!!!
Dude2: STOP LOOKING! IT'S FUGLY!
Dude1: WHY IS IT SO FUGLY! WAS IT DROPPED WHEN IT WAS A BABY OR SOMETHING?!
Dude2: I DUN'T KNOW! MAYBE IT WAS STILL FUGLY BACK THEN THAT IT WAS DROPPED!
Dude1: HOW ABOUT WHEN IT WAS-
Dude2: DON'T ASK ME THESE QUESTIONS! I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS!

Narration Stuff
Dudes 1 and 2. Still arguing. 10 Minutes later.

Yanna: (-_-).... Jerks.

Narration Stuff
Yanna approaches and slays them.

[Dude1 is dead.]
[Dude2 is dead.]

Dude1: OHHHH MYYYY GODDDDDDD!!! IT TOUCHED ME!!!!! I'M INFECTED!!!!
Dude2: LORD HELP ME! HELP ME GOD! HELP MEEEE!!!
Yanna: Serves you guys right and everyone else who insulted me. ( '-' )
Dudes 1 and 2: OH MY GOD!!!! IT TALKS!!!!!!

Narration Stuff
Yanna just kicks their sorry dead butts over a ravine. You know. 'Cause ACV is full of those.

~ The End ~

Author's Notes ~ Yes. They're great friends. I thank one of my guildys that gave me the idea. <3

GF Bodor FlaraBlaze 57+ Assassin Ch. 2

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PostedFeb 26, 2012 10:19 am
Hilarious stories LOL Had a good laugh before I went to school. The last one was my favorite though....

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