Granted... ______________________

I wish I was sexy D:

granted but no one appreciates your sexiness and your forever alone

I wish i had a fast car

Granted but it was only a dream

I want a pet cat =(

Granted but the cat was deathly ill and was in need of cancer treatment so you then had to pay for all that and the cat was in so much pain and you're down like $3000 dollars and your life is a nightmare because you're so sad your cat is dying and life is so cruel ;(

I wish for a bucket of fried chicken.

Granted.. 4hrs later your in the ER w/ severe stomach poisoning