Disclaimer - This is only a joke for your entertainment
Dear Aeria Games and Last Chaos GMs/GSs
It has become apparent to me that you have no idea who I am, nor do you have any idea how to run a game company. So let me straighten you out on a few things.
1. Level Caps - Its great, I suppose, that you continue to raise the lvl cap. I enjoy spending unholy amounts of my dad's money to reach the top first. There is nothing so satisfying as getting there in a few days and then spending the next year complaining that the cap hasn't been raised again. You see, the major issue is that, eventually, the "lesser people" catch up. When they do, they tend to pk me for being a complete knucklehead while I was highest.
2. Giveaways - WTH? You can't be giving stuff away, ever, unless its just to me and my friends. When you give stuff away, the masses of "lesser people" do not gold farm as hard to pay my hyper inflated prices on items. When you do this, I am FORCED to spend more of my dad's money AND other people end up having items that I thought only I could afford. Its simply not fair! Don't get me started on master stones!
3. Tool Aids - these nab drops have no purpose in game and clutter my inventory. Some noob said that they are where pet food comes from. Pfft, stupid noob, pet food comes from poor people -DUH!
4. Where is the jokes thread? Why is everyone always laughing about pwning foxes? I've been to all three maps - Prokion, Tomb and Mond and there are no foxes! What' the deal?
5. You should ban people that say you used to have to grind levels without boosters. I don't see how anyone could even reach level 10 without them. I hate liars!
6. There has never been new content and no bug has ever been resolved. There have only ever been 3 places to go, and I know there are bugs because sometimes I lose PVP.
7. I am an elite player. Do you know how many level 16 noobs I can kill in a day??? Do you!?! Why haven't all the GM's come to my house, kissed my butt while I play? Why i no one asking my permission before making any changes to the game? Why haven't I been given an unique +200 set with like 112x50+56x90 accessories yet? And when you do give me that to show your appreciation for me gracing your game with my rude presence, you BETTER NOT make that gear available to ANYONE else EVER!
8. Bans are for other people! When you guy catch..erm, I mean suspect, erm...I mean accuse me and my friends of exploiting and hacking, you should look at our AP total and shut up!
9. I had the first polly, now other people do. I had the first panda, now other people do. I had the first succubus and now other people do. I thought, foolishly, that when I got the firt lizard, I would be the only one to have it. Well! You people did it again! Unbelievable! I demand a new pet that at lvl 1 can 1 hit any player, any mob and any other pet and you better not let anyone else have one.
10. Contests - when you guys run contests, like for art and stuff, and I go to some artist' website and steal their work, I expect some kind of appreciation for my effort!
11. Events - If any event benefits anyone beside me, or does not benefit me to my liking, its lame. End of story.
12. GS - I applied for GS like 20 times. Every time you guys said I needed to be more active on the forums. WTH! I have AT LEAST 800 posts telling you guys how lame you are. That IS active! You also said I should be active on SB. HELLO! Every maintenance I am there doing all kind of things, like -
a. When some noob asks a question, I'm all like "you stupid noob"
b. When some other player answers a question, I'm all like "kiss that GM butt you stupid noob"
c. Every time I go to SB I remind you guys that you banned all the coolest people from the game.
And after all that, me trying to be active, you noobs silence me. How can I be active if I'm silenced????
13. Karma - not only have my 800 post about how lame you guys are not earned me any karma, but even when I go to your event threads to tell you how lame they are, I still get no karma. When some noob writes a guide to help other noobs and I go there and tell them they are noobs, I still don't get karma.
14. Noob - I say the word noob at least 12,000 per hour and there is like no reward for it. That's lame and you're all noobs for that.
That's all I have to write now, especially for noobs. I have noobs to ks on the noob servers becaue those noobs are too noob to come to pvp servers, which by the way - new pvp system is lame cuz I can't really go around pk'ing noobs all the time. So don't get mad about me ksing these noobs. If I don't, they could like get to my level on something called effort and that just won't do!