So a couple of months ago, I ran a forum contest called You Don't Know Avyn
. Since I don't play anymore and had some left over AP, I decided that I would host monthly forum contests to give away Destroyer Packages. With the shenanigans of last month, I didn't get a chance to run an event, but things are back to normal this month, so I have some more swag to give away!
So with that in mind, for my September Forum Contest, I present~
The Worst Fanfic Ever
I don't like it for several reasons. Yes, even yours. I would explain why, but that would hurt your feelings. We don't want that. Since I do not like fanfic, I am not able to host a Best Fanfic Ever contest, because judging it would produce no results and bore me to tears. However, who doesn't enjoy obviously and incredibly horrible prose?! Fun for me. Fun for you. Fun for onlookers.
Examples of truly horrendous fanfic
. Peter Chimera is perhaps most famous for his fanfic of Doom entitled Repercussions of Evil. Although it is no longer posted on his fanfic page, you can see a screen capture of it here
. What I'm looking for are fanfics that would make Mr. Chimera look like Mark Twain. To enter into this contest, you must post a short original fanfic (I have remarkable Google-fu, so I'll know if your post is plagiarized) of epically terrible proportions. I want to see incoherent plots. Inconsistent and two dimensional characters. Horrible dialogue. Settings that make absolutely no sense. Lack of narrative. Everything that makes a story horrible, I want to see it.
That's about all there is to it. After the contest closes, I'll open voting for players to choose their favorite train wreck of Internet Age literature. After the voting is over, I will make a final decision based on the votes and my own discretion. I am weighing in my own opinion to prevent a popularity vote, someone winning simply for having the most friends.
Rules and Guidelines
- Your fanfic must be set in the Shaiya universe.
- Entries must be 100-500 words.
- Some mature humor is alright, but no excessively explicit language or material such as sex, graphic violence, or illicit drugs.
- You may edit as many times as you want before the contest closes.
- One entry per person.
- Anything else, just ask and I'll add it in here.
Not identical to a Destroyer Package, but I'm sure it won't disappoint.
CONTEST DEADLINE: September 18th at 12pm Pacific Time
- 30 Day Continuous Resurrection Rune
- 30 Day Prevent Item Drop
- 30 Day Eternal Endurance
- White Tiger Charm
- 100x Movement Rune
- 100x Party Summon Rune
- 100x Teleportation Stone
- 100x Etain Potion
Ok THONKYUO FOR YOU TIME
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