This just like the polls but better
It is simple you read the post above you then continue on where they left off. If a post is offtopic, ignore it.
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You've awoken from a cold, smelly room. You're head is throbbing. You sit up ignoring the pain in your head. You look around...it looks like a dungeon. You look behind and you see...

SilverRose standing over me with a fulsome, foreboding weapon, beyond manuals, shimmering in +15 glory over my humble head.

"I am going to hide in Dratan. Up up" she commanded
"and spam the airwaves with outrageous packages to tempt my loyal subjects " she grinned

A burst of light and she was gone

"Gather the sons and daughters of Iris for today will reek havoc on the vile creatures that inhabit the plains" I uttered( in character)) As we left Randol we encountered a.....

A vicious pandora beast, but this was not an ordinary one it was from Merac. Someone but if summoned it here. I go up to the beast and do my special attack on it...

but my special had no effect on the pandora beast. it opened its huge jaws of death and roared at me. i smelt the stench of blood and rotten meat on its breath from a hundread victims and almost gagged. it lundged at me, grazing my arm and causing skin to peel off, making blood flow. i took a drought of hp potion and instantly healed. the pandora beast attacked again...

I grabbed my blade out of my pocket with grace. I swipped at the beasts head killing him instandtly. Now I gotta fidn out where to go...

...but first i gotta pick up this gold!!. Thank my lucky stars i had that gold booster hidden on me. Chuckling merrily to my fairy, I count up the gold and put it in my pack. That should take care of any supplies I need. That done, I pulled my mount out of my pocket and instantly land on its back. Galloping towards Velpist Temple I encounter a...

As i met the strange titan noob he begged me for gold, items, party, and horse haulings. But he had just turned lvl 16 so i turned on my PK mode and...................

with the stench of Pandora still lingering upon my blade I cracked this Titan fool flat upon his bald head. Blood spattered from the superficial wound that I was certain would leave this lesson scarred upon his memory. His guteral groan, as he lifted his neanderthalic form from the damp ground, was music to my ears. I pondered, as I watched him gradually attempt to salvage his honor and wits, the idea his death. Should it end this lesson as quickly as it began or mayhap I would find some satisfaction by sheathing my steal edge habringer of death and ........

Turning into a wild green monkey with unusually long hairs growing out of my ears.

The decision is elementary as my blade slides silently back into it's home at my hip. Lucky blade as I wonder what this half witted warrior must be seeing as I unleash as series of blows and kicks faster than he can draw a breath. The brute strength of a titan is no match for the deadly speed and accuracy of a blood stained assassin. Maybe the brute see's some hairy monster as I draw blood from three strategic points upon his muscle bound form. The razor edges of my boots slice across both his shins as my elbow catches the large protruding nose. Standing a few feet away I watch with sadistic glee as the wide eyed man falls to his knees with a stifled scream. His throat rather than shins could have just as simply been my target and his demise but a part of longed for him to give me at least some sport. Intently I starred into his dark eyes waiting......