A guy inherits a parrot from his friend. he takes it home and realizes that its one of those annoying cussing parrots, one that only speaks cusswords. after about 15 minutes, the guy sticks it in the freezer so he doesnt have to hear it anymore. after a while the guy hears the parrot screaming at the top of his lungs " LET ME OUT OF HEEEERE!!!!!" as soon as he did, the parrot was instantly remorseful.
"Sir I am sorry for my awful behavior. i realize that i was disrespectful with my words and actions and it will never happen again. but what did the chicken do to make you so mad?"