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ed5

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PostedMar 19, 2007 5:02 pm

Virgins Worst Nightmare

virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had ***

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

***.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."
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XRivalX

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PostedMar 19, 2007 8:19 pm
LMFAO
lol

I broke my sig =/

CrazyLuda

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PostedMar 19, 2007 10:18 pm
LMFAO nice!

Stonewall

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PostedMar 20, 2007 8:05 pm
disgusting but.. ironic!

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Shade101

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PostedMar 24, 2007 12:12 am
Haha...funny story.

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sambo73-1

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PostedMar 24, 2007 6:21 am
lolololol funny Very Happy

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shaunacheung

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PostedMar 29, 2007 1:31 am
aaw, poor boy Wink funny story

Kaltiz

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PostedMar 29, 2007 1:34 am
cant be real can it ? lol but funny none the less

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SlntPyro

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PostedMar 29, 2007 9:25 am
*snickers* That... would suck xD

Evil-Devil

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PostedMar 29, 2007 10:06 am
OMG, that poor buy. I feel sry for him.
Anyway, funny story.

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