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kurokanse

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PostedMar 28, 2013 5:14 pm

STUPENDOUS LIME

and annoying orange
Long ago, when mankind still lived in caves, still wore leaves or nothing at all, and still chased after animals and ate them raw. One citrusy orange gave birth to one citrusy lemon which gave birth to our SUPERLIME. But how did he became SUPER? and not part of the SUPPER... well, here's his story.

During childhood, Lime has made his family both worried and proud. He could fly, a few inches from the ground, and he could roll as fast as wheels in windmills but among his powers one stood out, he could produce green jets of citrus. This allows him to blind his opponents, make stuffs slippery or sticky depending on his mood.

His family ignored his powers though, thinking it would pass by, and tried to live a normal life. But when Lime was on his way home from Fruits Basket High School Academy he met an old banana. This old banana, Lime thought, was not normal. Maybe it was because of his rotten spots or maybe because he was half-peeled but one thing was sure, he was abnormal. The old banana talked to Lime and after some meaningful secret discussion he gave Lime 2 seeds and said,
"One of these 2 shall help but the other we'll seek only to destroy".
"WHAT?! Why can't you just tell me which?" Lime retorted.
"DUH?! I'm old don't you get it?! I forgot which is which." said the old banana.
The old banana walked away, scratching his butt, and left Lime with his jaw ajar.

As Lime went home he took out the seeds from his pocket and performed the oldest ritual for choosing the chosen one in front of a pot of dirt.
"Eenie Meenie Miney mo!" sang Lime.
But he decided to plant both seeds at once and go watch One Fruit on tv.

As the long night went on. The 2 seeds grew fast, so fast that not even flash could go faster.
But the old banana was right. One of the seeds grew dark and round. This guy had an evil look oh his face. He jumped out of the pot and out through Lime's window and yelled back,
"Freeeeeeee, hehehehehe Thanks guys! now I can ummm... I'll just go now I still don't know what I can do yet." said Grape.

When Lime woke up he wasn't alone, an annoying orange was sleeping on his bed and he on the floor.
"Hey! That's my bed! Who are you?" yelled Lime.
"I'm the want who wants to help. You just planted and freed Grimace Grapes he's out to wreck havoc and stuffs and only the his planter can stop him. He'll be after you now and your whole family. You better say good bye to them we need to go train and stuff." sleeptalked Orange.
".... Seems legit.... let's go!" shouted Lime.

Years and years they trained themselves.
NOW...

LIME = STUPENDOUSLIME
ORANGE = ANNOYING ORANGE
GRAPE = GRIMACE GRAPE
OLD BANANA = DEAD OLD BANANA

The world was rotting away. Grimace has almost taken over the whole world when *squirt*, WHAT'S THIS?! a green liquid has blinded him. *squirt* oh no! he's stuck to something...
"TAKE THIS!" yelled an annoying voice.
He rolled and *squish* Grimace Grape was no more than a squashed dirt. Lime took his remains and planted it inside an empty jar where he let Grape rot alone.

The world was saved from rotting and now SUPERLIME is hovering inches from the world checking for rotten stuffs and annoying orange was annoying criminals on the streets.

THE END.

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HeavensChaos

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PostedMar 28, 2013 6:24 pm
He has super powers of making things sour! He uses his lime juice to hurt people in the eyes! He has a side kick named Sugar and together they make good limeade!

He got his powers through an accident at a Limeade processing facility. Then he went and decided to fight crime against his nemesis, Lemonade! Surprised

----- Credits to Rabbittt for making the signature!

Tofu_master

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PostedMar 28, 2013 6:48 pm
Silence, forever in the dreamless dorm, where even the sounds of ticking clocks no longer vibrate through the empty space. The windless nights, where even the moonlight no longer illuminate in this dead zone. We have lost the way. No longer can the sailors find their purpose in life. The promised journey to a new tomorrow has been compromised, by a very deadly nemesis.

SCURVY

As the sailors look through the voiceless void known as “forums”, for any updates on the journey, they are consumed by scurvy. Clenching their fist, praying for the dawn of a new light to embrace them. The silence cold chills embrace them instead, slowly devouring the moonlight, their only small source of hope. But, even the sailors can dread so much, questioning their existence why the destination of Lime Odyssey was never given to them. Their faith slowly dies; even their shadows no longer exist in the moonlight.

But, that’s when it happened, their journey was met with prospect, the void was acknowledge by the hero Super Lime! This special lime was able to enlighten the faithful sailors to continue their sail and voyage to the Promised Land! Super Lime, together with the special holiness known as GMPaladin, was able to clinch the sailors with a new burning flame. No longer, did a chain of despair bind the sailors in an endless maze, where the time freezes. No, these new brave sailors would rise to be the new heroes, with courage in their hearts.

Together, the hero of Lime and his master, GM paladin, will allow the sailors to finally take arms, with swords and staves in their hands. The hunter will become the hunted as they burn away their doubt, putting their faith in Lime, slowly awaiting the promised date for their endless journey. They will obliterate any obstacle in the way, fighting the scurvy that once poisoned their minds. THEY SHALL ANNIHILATE ANY REGRETS, AND FACE THE PROMISED LAND WITH PRIDE

Of course, the Super Lime deserves an incredible theme song like anybody does~!

I wanna be the very best
Like no lime ever was
DUN DUN DUN
To stop scurvy is my real test
To cure them is my cause
I will travel across the seven seas
Searching far and wide
Every deficient sailor will understand,
The power of Vitamin C!
LIME ODESSEY
It’s the scurvies versus me
I know its my destiny
LIME ODESSEY
Oh, the scurvy’s been purified
In the journey we must defend!
LIME ODESSEY
A soul so pure
Our adventurousness shall pursue
You teach me, I teach you
LIM ODESSEY
CAN’T WAIT FOR BETA, CAN’T WAIT FOR BETA
LIME ODESSEY


* yes, this is credit given to pokemon theme song, i love them and couldnt resist making a parody of it in this post~ Hopefully i made it in time haha

Desu~

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tofu?

GMPaladin

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PostedMar 28, 2013 7:24 pm
Thank you everyone for participating! Expect results within the next week!

GMPaladin

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PostedApr 09, 2013 9:35 pm
Sorry for the delay, been really busy with Soldier Front 2. I'll try and get to it by the end of the week!

GMPaladin

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PostedApr 12, 2013 9:39 pm
I've collected my favorite entries right now and will be reviewing/rereading all of them over the weekend. I'll have winners posted Monday and have website page created by the end of next week!

GMPaladin

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PostedApr 18, 2013 5:06 pm
500 AP Winners
Lirienne
Demonskid
whitenuts00
Luna_144


These four entries will be included on a special Fan Appreciation page on the Lime Odyssey website, which should be up by the end of the month!


100 AP Winners
ColdB26
Gintty
knight2475
littlebigbear
Oberonu
sheershy
ThesirKyle
Water_Llilii
Zelxski
zeva09

Zenia1

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PostedApr 18, 2013 7:06 pm
Congratz everyone~! would of entered but didn't have time oh well lol x3

<3

Dereldium

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PostedApr 18, 2013 7:12 pm
Yes congratulations to all you winners Very Happy

ivee4000

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PostedApr 18, 2013 7:14 pm
Congratulations to all winners \O/

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