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evilbeast

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PostedDec 16, 2011 7:17 pm

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billdoor

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PostedDec 16, 2011 8:21 pm
GMVectorM wrote:
Chuck Norris can solo the ROTCO Dungeon with one move, a single roundhouse kick.  

Not quite - he just approaches the portal and the mobs and bosses all throw their drops at him in the hope he won't enter. To no avail, as he never needs drops, just workouts.

SeasonsEnd/MadManMoon/Uigeadail - retired from Shaiya as of May 10th 2014.

dragon44737

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PostedDec 16, 2011 8:47 pm
chuck norris can level UM LVL 1 to LVL 70.....in 1 day

Aufklarer

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PostedDec 17, 2011 3:30 am
 
Chuck Norris can level EM lvl 1 to UM lvl 70...in 1 roundhouse kick  


Fixed. Neutral

RobbaDePlaya

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PostedDec 20, 2011 1:21 am
Chuck Norris doesn't even need 1 roundhouse kick, hes instant 70 and has his own mode already

shagadilly

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PostedDec 20, 2011 7:14 am
RobbaDePlaya wrote:
Chuck Norris doesn't even need 1 roundhouse kick, hes instant 70 and has his own mode already  

he'd still roundhouse kick for exercise

- Retirement is when you know you have better things to do

GM_darasuum

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PostedDec 21, 2011 1:18 pm
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Steven Seagal at night before bed.

Chuck Norris once destroyed the entire periodic table of elements, because the only element Chuck believes in is the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris is the only person to have passed when fighting Gandalf.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he does push downs. Because when he pushes the entire world moves down.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies one can fail. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris sued the makers of the TV series Law & Order for stealing the names of his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is a raiding party.

When the Zombies come, Chuck will be waiting.

sexymarcus69

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PostedDec 22, 2011 7:29 pm

dannyjhonston

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PostedDec 28, 2011 9:23 pm

o.O

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris!
in spanish...:

Chuck Norris no necesitó que le pongan un nombre, el nació con nombre propio! xD

Bathalla

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PostedMar 18, 2013 10:06 am
when chuck norris farts, shaiya goes emargency maintenance Razz

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