"Time to begin my journey on getting my EAK once more. This will be my 4th. This will be a long and strainuous journey as I have bought very close to 1,000 EAK wb's and still my luck has run dry. So I have returned after an 8 month hiatus and I now pull my AK from the shelf, dusting off the layer of cob web as I start my training on getting my skill back and more...all the while ensuring I am broke just to get that beautiful skin. Wish me luck, Soldiers. The fighting starts today!" - A passage from the Book of Pastry, Revelations 3:12, The Totalium of Le Cwasawnt.