Wish granted, but the elephant escapes to The Vegas

I wish a cookie :3

Wish granted, but the cookie is made out of steel!

I wish for pizza

wish granted but you are lactose intolerant

I wish for more wishes! xD

Wish granted, but the wish god ate them

I wish....for stuff o.o

granted i give u a bucket of dead gerbils.

I wish i was a cake decorating master!!

granted but a day after u become a CDM, UN ban cakes all around the world.
I wish I can fly

Granted on your first flight you get sucked into the turbine of a jet engine

I wish I had an umbrella as I was standing under said jet engine.

Granted : D! But a sudden lighting storm came and shocked you to death x.x

I wish DDT was a virtual game like in SAO <33

WIsh Granted, but you died in SAO. (which mean you die irl too)

I wish to come back to Aeria soon!

wish granted, but you dont get a hug from meh

I wish for a piano