I made another fun song because I got bored and was like "Hey I need to do another song." Tribute to Tactics.
Name of Original Song: Gaston - Beauty and the Beast
Youtube Link to song (optional): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3x2DOoJIc
Your Revamped Lyrics:
Tactics:
Who do they think they are?
That troll has tangled with the wrong GM!
GMPaladin:
Darn right.
Tactics:
No one says "n00b" to Tactics!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
GMPaladin:
More tickets?
Tactics:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
GMPaladin:
Who, you? Never! Tactics, you've got to pull yourself together.
GMPaladin:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Tactics
Looking so down in despair
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Tactics
Even with your very short hair
There's no man in Aeria as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Tactics
No one's quick as Tactics
No one's resume’s as incredibly thick as Tactics's
For there's no man in Aeria half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask GM Obs, Leo, or darasuum
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
GMPaladin and
Chorus:
No one's been like Tactics
A king pin like Tactics
GMPaladin:
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Tactics
Tactics:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
GMPaladin and
Chorus:
My what a guy, that Tactics!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
GMPaladin:
Tactics is the best
And the rest is all drips
Chorus:
No one bans like Tactics
Has many fans like Tactics
GMPaladin:
In a troll post nobody trolls like Tactics!
Female GMs:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
Tactics:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
GMPaladin:
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Tactics:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
Chorus:
No one LOLS like Tactics
Shoots nerf darts like Tactics
GMPaladin:
In a PVP match nobody fights like Tactics
Tactics:
I'm especially good at game promoting!
Pew pew! *shoots nerf dart*
Chorus:
Ten points for Tactics!
Tactics:
When I was a lad I played four dozen games
Ev'ry morning to help me get exp
And now that I'm grown I promote five dozen games
So remember to purchase some AP!
Chorus:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Tactics!
No one mods like Tactics
Makes meetings fun like Tactics
GMPaladin:
Then goes whirling around on a desk chair like Tactics
Tactics:
I use large words in all my announcement posts!
Chorus:
My what a guy,
Tactics!