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Konvikt_

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PostedNov 14, 2012 10:30 pm

I got a problem

Ok so in one of my classes there was this older lady, like a soccer mom. Anyways we got to talkin an yea hung out one night... Anyways, this girl won't stop messaging me on facebook and I just deleted it because it was insane how much she messaged me... How do I like break it to her..? I'm 21.. in college... and I'm just crowded by raging 18+ year old girl hormones and a milf was just like a fantasy I wanted... a one time thing. I'm being serious about this, what can I say? I don't need anyone to post in here that has no experience...

@GM if this is wrong section please move it

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Maebear

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PostedNov 14, 2012 10:37 pm
Hi Smile tell her you lied about your age and your parent is a cop. Should work well.

iDerz

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PostedNov 14, 2012 10:38 pm
Maebear wrote:
Hi Smile tell her you lied about your age and your parent is a cop. Should work well.  

^-Pretty much.

Gary_SF

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PostedNov 15, 2012 3:27 am
Maebear wrote:
Hi Smile tell her you lied about your age and your parent is a cop. Should work well.  


Too great. +148716541464617461

Short_Amigo

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PostedNov 15, 2012 11:33 am
Tell her she reminds you of her/your mom.

Instant KO.



Also side note: Never give your facebook out right at the bat.

Konvikt_

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PostedNov 15, 2012 1:11 pm
Short_Amigo wrote:
Tell her she reminds you of her/your mom.

Instant KO.



Also side note: Never give your facebook out right at the bat.  


Dude... That is a pretty good idea LOL

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iBambi

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PostedNov 15, 2012 2:24 pm
Short_Amigo wrote:
Tell her she reminds you of her/your mom.

Instant KO.



Also side note: Never give your facebook out right at the bat.  


LOL.

Konvikt_

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PostedNov 15, 2012 9:25 pm
Zimmey4 wrote:
Go beat it up a couple of times, then introduce them to each other.  


No I'm good lol, I'm gonna stick with the ones around my age

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ijjidark

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PostedNov 23, 2012 10:01 am
I wouldn't bother dating anyone until I finish college tbh lol.
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