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arcticgal6

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PostedMar 01, 2012 5:10 pm

New SSS! Yay!

Overdue time. Must post new story or the rabid buffaloes gonna attack...
Author's Notes ~ Yeah. No excuse for a late story other then 'I forgot.' >_>
Don't blame me, I'm human too D8 Like Dude1
This one just popped in my head randomly. -Ish.

Narration Stuff
There's umm... A chick? No wait...

That1Gurl: Very Happy Oh hey it's so great to begin a new character! Yay! Happy Face! And this time I'm making a girl charcter because guy stuff is getting lame!
PassEyeR: Wait... What? Where's that in the script?
That1Gurl: Time to fight! LALALALALALA-(Cover your ears because we are entering into the high decibels zone.)
PassEyeR: Wait. I'm still trying to figure out this. You said you're making a girl char-
That1Gurl: OH. EM. GEE. A new shiny sharp pointy thing that cuts stuff! Yay-luvs!
PassEyeR: (O_O') Umm... Okay..... Well, umm, Weirdo, are you really a gir-
That1Gurl: WOW, QUILL IS SO MUCH COOLER THEN THAT ONE PLACE THAT BEGINS WITH A B. I'M SURE I KNOW THE NAME OF IT... (Thinks about it.)
PassEyeR: Oh. You come from B-
That1Gurl: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I KNOW THIS ANSWER! IT'S NOT MULTI-CAL CHOICE!
PassEyeR: Don't you mean multiple cho-
That1Gurl: WAIT! I KINDA REMEMBER! OMINA OMINA OMINA OMINA!
PassEyeR: ..... I really hope you're not focusing that har-
That1Gurl: GAH! YOU BROKE MY CON-OR-TRACE-SUN! NOW I'M STUCK WOND-A-ING ON WHAT THAT ONE PLACE IS!
PassEyeR: ..... Do you have like a speech impediment?
That1Gurl: OH EM GEE! NO BIG WORDS! HURTS BRAIN!
PassEyeR: .... Never mind. But anyway, are you a chic-
That1Gurl: OHWUTDATTHINGOVARDARE!

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That1Gurl runs up to a......

PassEyeR: Why are you so excited over a Jelly Rabbit?
That1Gurl: JIGGLY BUNS!
PassEyeR: ..... W.T.F. (Face shows same expression.)
That1Gurl: OHMAIGOSH, I'M GONNA KEEP JU! AND LUVS YOU! AND... AND... NAME JU-
PassEyeR: I hope your not like 5 years-old because if you name it something stup-
That1Gurl: WOBBLEJIGS O'RABBIT!
PassEyeR: ............................................................................. (AN: Endless silence?)
That1Gurl: YAY-LUVS FOR BUNS! (AN: Guess not.)

Narration Stuff
That1Gurl plays with the new named Jelly Rabbit..... (Side: Do I really have to repeat the name? Me answering back: Yes. Side voice guy: ..... Well dang.) .............
Wobblejigs O' Rabbit.

That1Gurl: YAY-LUVS FOR WOBBLEJIGS O' RABBIT!
PassEyeR: Okay. Just. Please. Shut up and listen.
That1Gurl: ( =O ) Okai! (Sit down by Wobblejigs O' Rabbit.)
PassEyeR: Umm. Okay, so. Are you a girl? For real? I know some ditzy crazy girls but you are worst then them. Umm. No offense.
That1Gurl: (Silence.) ................ Oh. Noes.
PassEyeR: Err... Sorry if I hurt your feelings but I was just won- What?
That1Gurl: No.
PassEyeR: No what?
That1Gurl: No.
PassEyeR: No WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO?!
That1Gurl: (Eyeroll.) No, I'm not a girl.
PassEyeR: (Eyetwitch with an addition of confusion in eyes.)
That1Gurl: Dude, I'm a guy. (>_>) I just made a chick character 'cause the guy costumes got lame for me. Plus dresses are fun!
PassEyeR: (O,e'??????????) <---(That face right there.) Umm...... Are you ..... Happy?
That1Gurl: PFFT, NO!
PassEyeR: Oh, sorry about th-
That1Gurl: J.Ks!!! Yush! By da way, can we hang out more often?
PassEyeR: (O_O)

Narration Stuff
PassEyeR runs for the hills. Like Hard's on loose. And leaves.

Narration Stuff
Oh, and That1Gurl pulls out a hidden camera nearby.

That1Gurl: Just wait 'till the guys see this. Should go on Grand Fantasia's Funniest and Craziest Videos. ( Smile ) And give me my 5k gold.

Narration Stuff
That1Gurl uses a Gender Change capsule and Makeover Kit.

That1Gurl:...... Crap I forgot to buy a Name Change Scroll. ( -_-' )

~ The End ~

Author's Notes ~ LOL. I just came up with all of this on the spot. Really.
Also, I hope I didn't offend anyone D: It just seemed nice to add.
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arcticgal6

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PostedApr 21, 2012 1:22 pm

New SSS! Yay! (Sorry for no new ones in a whiles)

Don't hurt me -ducks and hides- o.o
Author's Notes ~ Yes yes... I RETURN WITH STORIES!
Since it's still April...

Narration Stuff
Oh look, it's a person... dude... human.....

FoolieKoolie: YAY! April! The time of eggs and fools! Very Happy I wuv this time of the year! Next to Halloween! And Christmas! And-
DURPonU: Excuse me? Would you like some free gold?
FoolieKoolie: :O Sure!
DURPonU: Just kidding, APRIL FOOL'S!

Narration Stuff
DURPonU leaves.

FoolieKoolie: Q.Q Oh noes... Not this time of the year. Last year sucked..... Maybe I should go no-life around Kaslow Auction House Square...

Narration Stuff
At the Kaslow AH Square.

FoolieKoolie: Hmm. What to do... Maybe I should go look at the overpriced, raising, super cheap quality prices for sale on the AH. (Goes and does that.)

Narration Stuff
25 minutes later...

FoolieKoolie: MAN! Surfed AH like 13 times already and NOTHING worth buying. This sucks.

Yell Chat
JOE-KStar: Selling Mclay! Only 1 Gold EACH! Come to Kaslow Entrance Portal!

FoolieKoolie:(O.O) OMG Now THAT'S what I call a bargain!

Narration Stuff
FoolieKoolie runs to the Kaslow Portal. On foot. Because he's too poor for a mount.

FoolieKoolie: (>_>) Yeah go ahead and laugh it up right there.

Narration Stuff
FoolieKoolie gets to the Portal in 5 minutes. Out of breath.

FoolieKoolie: *GASP!* Ugh... *GASP!* Need... *GASP!* To.... Work... *GASP!* Out more... *GASP GASP!* And... Cut back... On... *GASP!* Boar bacon... *GASP!*
JOE-KStar: Why hello there! Want an MClay? Very Happy Only 1 Gold!
FoolieKoolie: Yeah!! Very Happy Trade me one for a gold!

Narration Stuff
FoolieKoolie trades JOE-KStar.

[FoolieKoolie requested a trade with JOE-KStar.]
[JOE-KStar declined trade.]

FoolieKoolie: (D: ) Hey what gives?
JOE-KStar: You. APRIL FOOL'S!

Narration Stuff
JOE-KStar leaves

FoolieKoolie: Q.Q OMG, not AGAIN! I'ma just sit here in Kaslow Square and ignore what people say.

Narration Stuff
FoolieKoolie is lounging out on the Kaslow Crystal Square. You know. Because it has half a foot tall rise all around the Crystal for someone to sit/step/sleep on.

FoolieKoolie: Zzzzz......
HAWTChick: HEY YOU THERE!
FoolieKoolie: (Wakes up.) WAHHHHHHHH!!!!! COOKIE MONSTER DON'T EAT MY IHOP CHOCOLATE TRIPLE FUDGEY GOODNESS COOKIES FROM ME!!!!! (Looks around.) Oh it was only a dream.
HAWTChick: Hai! You're funny.
FoolieKoolie: (o.O) Hello. Do you need something?
HAWTChick: Will you go out with me? Very Happy
FoolieKoolie: (O.O') (Thinks.) Hmm... Maybe this is a joke? But she is being nice... Or maybe it's a facade. Eh... Well I don't have much to lose right? Umm, okay?
HAWTChick: Just kidding! (Razz) APRIL FOOL'S!
FoolieKoolie: Q.Q! WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THIS TO ME?! DISSAPOINTMENT.
HAWTChick: 'Cuz you're gullible. Smile Btw, I'm DURPonU and JOE-KStar.
FoolieKoolie: Wait. So does this mean...
HAWTChick: Yes.
FoolieKoolie: YOU'RE A CROSS-DRESSER?!
HAWTChick: (Eyeroll.) No. It means I'm a guy.
FoolieKoolie: Oh. Wait...
HAWTChick: And no, I'm not Happy.
FoolieKoolie: ..... (Q.Q) WHY YOU PICK ON ME TODAY!
HAWTChick: 'Cuz you're so gullible.
FoolieKoolie: .....

Narration Stuff
FoolieKoolie rampages, flips the computer over, and rage quits.

HAWTChick: LOL! Sap.
LONE-R: Oh hey there cutie Very Happy Say... you wouldn't happen to have a boyfriend? (Trollface.)
HAWTChick: Oh god.

Narration Stuff
HAWTChick runs for the hills.

LONE-R: (>~>) Payback. Score = FoolieKoolie 1. DURPonU 3. Wait the score is unmatched.

~The End~

Author's Notes ~ Even though April Fool's Day has passed (like a whole 3 weeks ago Razz ), I consider every day of April April Fool's Day Very Happy
Lol for FoolieKoolie. He is still down by two.
And remember! Boar bacon is 70% fat! 30% Meat!
Wish GF had an Ihop...

arcticgal6

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PostedJun 01, 2012 10:57 pm

Finally! New SSS! Wee!!!

-watches as readers swarm to new story- >w> <3
Author's Notes ~ Yeah yeah. I know. I know what you all are thinking.
-pulls out a blowhorn- *HONK!* WHOO!!! NEW STORY!!! YES!!!

Narration Stuff
A dude. And his sprite.

M0MBer: This is SOOOOOOO cool! Hey Splunker! Guess what?!
Splunker: Yes sir?
M0MBer: Aww, you're not guessing!
Splunker: You would tell me anyway thoug-
M0MBer: Whatever! I'll tell you anyway!
Splunker: ... (Facepalm.)
M0MBer: So okay, the awesome GM team and other rulers of Grand Fantasia just allowed Sprites, that includes you, to be able to! (Dramatic pause.)
Splunker: If you're talking about the weapon system, I'm just gonna say that I had an opprotunity to go to Sprite's Battle Elite School just before I was picked to be your Sprite.
M0MBer: DUN DUN DUN! Sprites, like you, get to wield weapons now! ISN'T THAT GREAT?! ( Very Happy!!! )
Splunker: ... Sprite Kings, only they and the other divinites, know why as to Fate picked me to be your Sprite. ( '_'; )
M0MBer: What are you going on about? Aren't you happy? ( o.o? )

Narration Stuff
Out in Sprite's Forest.

M0MBer: Okay so Splunker, are these scary, malicous, face-painted, angry -looking sprites the ones who certify you in wielding stuff?
Splunker: Yes sir.
M0MBer: (o_o') Maybe... We're in the wrong place? I mean, these sprites don't look very friendly at all.....
Splunker: Who? Phil, Joe, and Robert? They're nice.
M0MBer: ... You know these guys?!
Splunker: I went to Sprite's Enchantments School with them. They always got in trouble so they stood out. A lot.

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With Phil, Joe, and Robert.

Joe: ( Very Happy ) SPLUNKER! NO LONG TIME SEE!
Splunker: Yeah, yeah...
Phil: How's sprite messenger's follower doing?
Splunker: Eh... Could've been with a slower messenger.
Phil: That fun huh? At least you're not stuck doing dragon disabiling drills with newbies.
Splunker: Why's that?
Joe: ( D: ) They take out the dragon dummys' heads with javelins.
Splunker: Wow. That sucks.
Robert: OKAY YOU HERE AND THAT FUNNY LOOKING MESSENGER! ARE YOU HERE TO GET CERTIFICATION IN SPRITE'S BATTLE WEAPON WIELDING FOR SPRITE FOLLOWERS?!
M0MBer: (O_O) Yes, uhh, sir.
Robert: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
M0MBer: (X_X!!!) SIR, YES WE ARE HERE FOR THAT! SIR!!! YES YES!!!
Phil: I can see this guy is rather gullible.
Splunker: You have no idea.

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And so Splunker and M0MBer get somethings worked out, blah, blah, blah.

M0MBer: So is that everything to it right? ( Very Happy ) Splunker should be ready to go!
Robert: NOT SO FAST THERE, YOU SILLY SPAZZERNOID SNAIL OF A HUMAN MESSENGER! WE ARE NOT DONE WITH 'THE' LAST AND 'THE' BEST AND 'THE' FINAL THING!
M0MBer: ( D: ) Really?
Splunker: You didn't have to emphasize 'the' so much. All I'm gonna do if fight Timmy and Bryce...
Robert: SPLUNKER HERE HAS TO FIGHT OUR FRIENDLY WEAPON MASTER TRAINERS TO SHOW THAT HE IS, IN FACT, READY AND ABLE TO FIGHT WITH ALL HIS MIGHT IN A REAL WORLD SITUATION WHEN YOU CALL UPON HIM FOR ASSISTANCE IN YOUR LAME, HANDICAPPED SWINGING THAT YOU HUMANS CALL AS "FIGHTING".
Splunker: ... I'm not sure as to why everyone doesn't hear me today but I'm absolutely sure that what you just said is true only for this guy.
M0MBer: ( :O ) I get to call on Splunker for help?!
Splunker: ... (Facepalm.)
M0MBer: Where do we meet the trainers at?
Robert: JUST RIGHT OVER HERE WHERE MOST PEOPLE DON'T REALLY REALIZE SINCE WE TELL THEM COORDINATES AND THEY HAVE TO PULL OUT A MAP AND TAKE APROXIMATELY 10 MINUTES TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I TELL THEM TO GO.
M0MBer: What coordinates?
Splunker: Forget that, it's just here by this tree just a few feet from where we are standing.
Robert: SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LISTENING AND WELL-BEHAVED YOUNG HUMAN, I MIGHT AS WELL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE AND GOOD WASTE OF TEN MINUTES WHILE YOU COULD BE OUT THERE SLAYING SOME REALLY DANGEROUS '(!!!) EVVIIILLLLLLL (!!!)'!!! JUST GO TO THIS TREE RIGHT OVER HERE AND IN MOMENT OUR TRAINERS WILL COME OUT AND APPEAR BEFORE YOU FOR A FIGHT!
Splunker: ... (Facepalm.) I'm just gonna sit down here.

Narration Stuff
Splunker sits down next to the tree and waits. For a good ten minutes.

M0MBer: ... I thought you said they will appear in a moment?
Robert: JUST WAIT A BIT MORE.
Splunker: Honestly, this is kind of pointless. I could just show you my Sprite's Danger Predator Tournament trophies if that would count?

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And all of a sudden two large sprites jump down from the tree for a surprise attack on tiny Splunker!!!

M0MBer: ( D: ) Uh oh! Splunker look out!!! (X.X!!!)
Splunker: ... Not that 'trick' again. ( >_> )

Narration Stuff
And in just less then a minute.....

M0MBer: ( O[]O...) Oh. Em. GEE.
Splunker: ... That was entirely too easy.
M0MBer: HOLY CRAP! SPLUNKER HOW DID YOU DISABLE THEM OF THEIR SHARP WEAPONS AND TAKE THEM DOWN SO QUICKLY?! THAT ONE SPRITE HAD LIKE A SUPER MEAN LOOKING SCYTHE AIMED STRAIGHT FOR YOU WHILE THE OTHER ONE HAD A WICKED LOOKING AXE THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GONER AND REALLY REALLY GRILLED SWISS CHEESE!!!!!
Splunker: You're kidding right?
M0MBer: (Flails arms widley around while talking fast.) OH-EM-GEE-THAT-WAS-SO-REALLY-COOL-THAT-NOT-EVEN-MY-EYES-COULD-BELIEVE-WHEN-I-SAW-YOU-TAKE-AWAY-THAT-AXE-AND-SLICE-THE-SCYTHE-AND-THEN-KICK-THAT-SCYTHE-WIELDER-DOWN-AND-THEN-SPUN-AROUND-AND-NAILED-THE-AXE-DUDE-WITH-YOUR-KICK-ALSO!
Splunker: Again. Too. Easy.
Timmy: (T^T) Sirrr~... Splunker is too hard to fight.
Bryce: (X.T) Yeah... And to scare.
Phil: ( >_> ) Don't you mean surprise attack?
Joe: ( Very Happy ) Haha! Timmy and Bryce got beat by Splunker again! Haha! Timmy and Bryce score - 0! Splunker score - 237!
M0MBer: ( O[]O)
Splunker: You kept score? How?
Joe: Hehe~... I follow your Twitter. ( Smile )
Splunker: Oh yeah...

Narration Stuff
So Splunker is registred and all is set.

Robert: HMM HMM! EVERYTHING IS DONE AND COMPLETED! CONGRATS AND GOOD LUCK FIGHTING '(!!!) EVVILLLLLLL (!!!)'!!!!
M0MBer: Thank you! Bye bye!!
Joe: ( Very Happy ) Toodles! Hope to see you again Splunker!
Splunker: Yeah...
Phil: (>_>) ... Kick monster butt.
Splunker: Will do.
Timmy and Bryce: (T^T) We'll be ready to beat you next time! Stay strong!
Splunker: Mhm... (Mutters under breath.) As if...
M0MBer: C'mon Splunker! Let's go beat up EVIL!!!
Splunker: Do. Not. Start.

World Chat

Announcement: Attention all Sprite Messengers! Xerxes just appeared in Belcar Platuea! Please come and help defeat this evil!

M0MBer: ( X[]X!!!) EVIL!!!!
Splunker: Oh gods... (Facepalm.)
M0MBer: C'MON SPLUNKER! LET'S KILL XERXES TOGETHER!!!
Splunker: Please go buy a Gaia's Blessing 4 first.

Narration Stuff
And so M0MBer and Splunker went to fight Xerxes together as a team!

Splunker: Why does 'team' sound to cheery?
M0MBer: Cuz we are a team! YAY!!!
Splunker: ... I question my fate with you yet again.
M0MBer: Xerxes! I challenge you for I am!
Splunker: Ugh. Not again.
M0MBer: (Full out caps rage.) I AM NONE OTHER THEN 'THE' GREAT M0MBer!!! AND HERE IS MY SPRITE WHO IS A NEWLY CERTIFIED FIGHTER-
Splunker: Why did you bring me into that?
M0MBer: AND WE ARE HERE TO NOT ONLY AQUIRE SOME FAME AND SOME NICE EXPERIENCE BUT TO KICK. YOUR. EVIL. MUTATED KITTY-LIKE. BUTT. I AM M0MBer, HEAR ME ROAR!
Splunker: More like motor mouth...
Xerxes: (Best imitation of a British accent.) Challenge accepted.
Splunker: ... (Facepalm, again.) Why me...

[Battle Engaged.]

Narration Stuff
...And just in a few seconds...

[M0MBer is dead.]

M0MBer: (T^T!!!) RUN SPLUNKER RUN!!!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!
Splunker: ... Okay just listen to me and use that Gaia Blessing 4.
M0MBer: But I didn't buy one!
Splunker: I went out and got one and stuffed it in your pocket.
M0MBer: Oh...

[M0MBer is revived!]

M0MBer: Let's get out of here Splunker!
Splunker: Momento. Wait a few steps back.
M0MBer: Umm.. O-kay.... Wait. What are you doing?! Get away Splunker, hurry!

Narration Stuff
Splunker steps foward to Xerxes.

Xerxes: (Still using fake British accent.) What is this? Is this puny Sprite Follower REALLY gonna fight me? Bwahahahah! How ridiculous! Bwahahah!
Splunker: ... You do know everyone knows your 'accent' is completely fake.
M0MBer: Wait, fake accent?
Splunker: .......... Except him.
Xerxes: (Highly offended and still using accent except on last word.) How DARE you! I will RIP YOU APART!
M0MBer: ( O,O!) He really was using a fake accent!!!
Splunker: Ugh, why are you gullible.
Xerxes: (Somehow uses the accent.) RAWRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Combat engaged!]

Narration Stuff
And just in a minute.

World Chat

Announcement: Xerxes is defeated by Splunker the Sprite.
Splunker: ... Hey, look at this Timmy and Bryce.


M0MBer: (O[]O <- Wider then plate saucers.)
Splunker: ... Heh. I forgot I put that as my Victory Speech.

World Chat

Timmy: OMG!
Bryce: WTF?!
Joe: The score is sitting at 238 now!
Phil: He didn't Twitter this yet did he?


M0MBer: (Stares at Splunker. O[]O.....)
Splunker: ... Heh. Funny.

~ The End ~

Author's Notes ~ Hehe~ I think my stories are getting sort of longer XP
Oh well! More fun for you guys Very Happy!!! And me <3
I *almost* wish that Sprites could do this. Almost.
Splunker - Facepalm count: 5

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PostedJun 02, 2012 12:10 am
LOL

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PostedJun 02, 2012 3:19 am

Re: New SSS! Yay!

Overdue time. Must post new story or the rabid buffaloes gonna attack...
arcticgal6 wrote:
Author's Notes ~ Yeah. No excuse for a late story other then 'I forgot.' >_>
Don't blame me, I'm human too D8 Like Dude1
This one just popped in my head randomly. -Ish.

Narration Stuff
There's umm... A chick? No wait...

That1Gurl: Very Happy Oh hey it's so great to begin a new character! Yay! Happy Face! And this time I'm making a girl charcter because guy stuff is getting lame!
PassEyeR: Wait... What? Where's that in the script?
That1Gurl: Time to fight! LALALALALALA-(Cover your ears because we are entering into the high decibels zone.)
PassEyeR: Wait. I'm still trying to figure out this. You said you're making a girl char-
That1Gurl: OH. EM. GEE. A new shiny sharp pointy thing that cuts stuff! Yay-luvs!
PassEyeR: (O_O') Umm... Okay..... Well, umm, Weirdo, are you really a gir-
That1Gurl: WOW, QUILL IS SO MUCH COOLER THEN THAT ONE PLACE THAT BEGINS WITH A B. I'M SURE I KNOW THE NAME OF IT... (Thinks about it.)
PassEyeR: Oh. You come from B-
That1Gurl: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! I KNOW THIS ANSWER! IT'S NOT MULTI-CAL CHOICE!
PassEyeR: Don't you mean multiple cho-
That1Gurl: WAIT! I KINDA REMEMBER! OMINA OMINA OMINA OMINA!
PassEyeR: ..... I really hope you're not focusing that har-
That1Gurl: GAH! YOU BROKE MY CON-OR-TRACE-SUN! NOW I'M STUCK WOND-A-ING ON WHAT THAT ONE PLACE IS!
PassEyeR: ..... Do you have like a speech impediment?
That1Gurl: OH EM GEE! NO BIG WORDS! HURTS BRAIN!
PassEyeR: .... Never mind. But anyway, are you a chic-
That1Gurl: OHWUTDATTHINGOVARDARE!

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That1Gurl runs up to a......

PassEyeR: Why are you so excited over a Jelly Rabbit?
That1Gurl: JIGGLY BUNS!
PassEyeR: ..... W.T.F. (Face shows same expression.)
That1Gurl: OHMAIGOSH, I'M GONNA KEEP JU! AND LUVS YOU! AND... AND... NAME JU-
PassEyeR: I hope your not like 5 years-old because if you name it something stup-
That1Gurl: WOBBLEJIGS O'RABBIT!
PassEyeR: ............................................................................. (AN: Endless silence?)
That1Gurl: YAY-LUVS FOR BUNS! (AN: Guess not.)

Narration Stuff
That1Gurl plays with the new named Jelly Rabbit..... (Side: Do I really have to repeat the name? Me answering back: Yes. Side voice guy: ..... Well dang.) .............
Wobblejigs O' Rabbit.

That1Gurl: YAY-LUVS FOR WOBBLEJIGS O' RABBIT!
PassEyeR: Okay. Just. Please. Shut up and listen.
That1Gurl: ( =O ) Okai! (Sit down by Wobblejigs O' Rabbit.)
PassEyeR: Umm. Okay, so. Are you a girl? For real? I know some ditzy crazy girls but you are worst then them. Umm. No offense.
That1Gurl: (Silence.) ................ Oh. Noes.
PassEyeR: Err... Sorry if I hurt your feelings but I was just won- What?
That1Gurl: No.
PassEyeR: No what?
That1Gurl: No.
PassEyeR: No WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY NO?!
That1Gurl: (Eyeroll.) No, I'm not a girl.
PassEyeR: (Eyetwitch with an addition of confusion in eyes.)
That1Gurl: Dude, I'm a guy. (>_>) I just made a chick character 'cause the guy costumes got lame for me. Plus dresses are fun!
PassEyeR: (O,e'??????????) <---(That face right there.) Umm...... Are you ..... Happy?
That1Gurl: PFFT, NO!
PassEyeR: Oh, sorry about th-
That1Gurl: J.Ks!!! Yush! By da way, can we hang out more often?
PassEyeR: (O_O)

Narration Stuff
PassEyeR runs for the hills. Like ****'s on loose. And leaves.

Narration Stuff
Oh, and That1Gurl pulls out a hidden camera nearby.

That1Gurl: Just wait 'till the guys see this. Should go on Grand Fantasia's Funniest and Craziest Videos. ( Smile ) And give me my 5k gold.

Narration Stuff
That1Gurl uses a Gender Change capsule and Makeover Kit.

That1Gurl:...... Crap I forgot to buy a Name Change Scroll. ( -_-' )

~ The End ~

Author's Notes ~ LOL. I just came up with all of this on the spot. Really.
Also, I hope I didn't offend anyone D: It just seemed nice to add.  

Haha--

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PostedJun 14, 2012 3:10 pm
Really fun stories, they were great to read.
I wish the game was actually interactive to such a degree that you could bribe NPCs, that would be epic. Or that sprites were that interactive, maybe they'd have higher crafting success

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PostedSep 17, 2012 7:53 pm
so fun lol

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