Restaurant: Umm, hey, we kind of banned you from coming back?
Dude: Wait, why?! I didn't do anything wrong!
Restaurant: We got you on camera, you didn't pay for your last 2 meals.
Dude: Your fault man, can't ban me when you didn't charge me for it.
Restaurant: You had dashed upon receipt of your bill. And the menu clearly displays prices for our entrees and appetizers.
Dude: GOTCHA! I ATE NOTHING BUT DESSERT! DID YOU PRICE THOSE?
Restaurant: Sir, we clear....