My kid had a house party last night, always one left over! laid on the floor in the corner, still so drunk that he couldnt stand! asked him where he lived, then dragged him Up, then out the door to my truck, his legs all over the place, picked him Up & through him inside & took him home. dragged him Up to his house & knocked on his front door,"Ive brought your son home" His mother replied,"Where's his wheel chair ?"
