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A Mexican man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Mexican man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The Mexican man turned around and stood up.

purple-condom

YOU MUST PLAY!

or a horny clown will appear by your bed

with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.

The only way to save your life,

is to pick the condom that

represents your love life.

Oh by the way,

do not ignore this

because if you do,

He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.

(Yes, that is in the morning) and Kill you and peel your skin alive!

PICK ONE:

never-gonna-give-you-up

rough-sex-please

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