lucky2234Blogs - Humor

zoo-s-in-africa

Humorposted by lucky2234 - June 2nd 2010

I wonder if Zoo's in africa have animals we would consider normal
for example when i go to a zoo here i see lion's and tigers but those are semi common in Africa and no one would want to go to a zoo where common animals are.
Therefore would Zoo's in Africa have stuff we would consider normal? like cats, dogs, a groundhog?

what-i-do-as-self-defence

Humorposted by lucky2234 - May 21st 2010

What I do for self defence is I walk around with a baby
because, what type of person!
no... what type of monster!
Would hit someone who would hit them back with a baby!

the-clinic

Humorposted by lucky2234 - May 19th 2010

So the other day I had to go to the clinic with a friend because he was afraid of getting tested, anyways were sitting there and they come and get him. So I sit there he comes out in 10 minutes and they get me and I come out in 10 minutes as well. About 20 minutes later they come out and hand my friend his test results and im like oh well I got 10 more minutes anyways then we argue about something that was said on the TV and 20, 40, 80, 90 minutes went by, seriously time flies when you hate the insides of someone.

what-i-would-like-to-do-with-my-life

Humorposted by lucky2234 - February 24th 2010

today i went to the college.. and well class was cancelled then i realized what i wanna do with my life.
i wanna become a teacher
a 3rd grade teacher to be exact
i wanna be able to walk in and look at all of those 3rd graders.. and say, "only 66% of you will pass my class, i want you to look to your left... and now to your right, one of those people will not advance to the next grade with you"
:D

myspace-gender-orientation

Humorposted by lucky2234 - October 30th 2009

so on myspace many of you have used it or use it im sure well anyways i noticed recently that on gender orientation it say's bisexual, gay, straight, not sure
what exactly does not sure mean? is that really possible can anyone not know?

Then i thought of how this could apply

dude i just walked into the kitchen and got totally turned on by my toaster wtf does that mean? *not sure*

random thoughts again

comments-about-prince-s-1999-song

Humorposted by lucky2234 - October 30th 2009

so this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuijDieOvY&feature=related he says i was dreaming forgive me if i go astray but he stays on a pretty linear thought path.
*beat* means that little background music section
remake:

I was dreaming when i wrote this, forgive me if i go astray
i was fighting giant lobsters, right above my house *beat*
their claws were giant, chocolate sharks *beat*
a guy from my high school, gave me a cake and left? *beat*
i woke up with a puddle around my pants. *beat*

yeah anyways just a random thought occurence and ill do these occasionally