zoo-s-in-africa

I wonder if Zoo's in africa have animals we would consider normal
for example when i go to a zoo here i see lion's and tigers but those are semi common in Africa and no one would want to go to a zoo where common animals are.
Therefore would Zoo's in Africa have stuff we would consider normal? like cats, dogs, a groundhog?

what-i-do-as-self-defence

What I do for self defence is I walk around with a baby
because, what type of person!
no... what type of monster!
Would hit someone who would hit them back with a baby!

the-clinic

So the other day I had to go to the clinic with a friend because he was afraid of getting tested, anyways were sitting there and they come and get him. So I sit there he comes out in 10 minutes and they get me and I come out in 10 minutes as well. About 20 minutes later they come out and hand my friend his test results and im like oh well I got 10 more minutes anyways then we argue about something that was said on the TV and 20, 40, 80, 90 minutes went by, seriously time flies when you hate the insides of someone.

what-i-would-like-to-do-with-my-life

today i went to the college.. and well class was cancelled then i realized what i wanna do with my life.
i wanna become a teacher
a 3rd grade teacher to be exact
i wanna be able to walk in and look at all of those 3rd graders.. and say, "only 66% of you will pass my class, i want you to look to your left... and now to your right, one of those people will not advance to the next grade with you"
:D

cooking-shows

Why is it all cooking shows come on with ingredients ive never heard of? like seriously im taking a shot at rachael ray and emeril here because yeah your making these shows with ingredients people have to search for -.-
seriously ima make a show it'll be called the bachelors cooking show (keeping it simple) ill come out in my boxers and be like ok today were gonna learn how to make some good food first off the ingredients you need is one pepperoni digiorno pizza and you'll need an oven now you set the oven to 350 degrees and you stick the pizza in for 15-18 and bam its done.

thoughts-about-the-cosmos

It is a pretty widely accepted scientific fact that over time the universe constantly expands outwards but eventually it will come back inwards

then my thought happened about dejavu (a dream that appears the same as a real life situation later on)
well what happens if when the universe collapses and re-expands it expands the same exact way and that is why we have the ability to have dejavu

does this mean our existence is fixed? and really it is meaningless or is this giving us the chance to make different choices even though we're prone to repeat mistakes over and over again?

daylight-savings-thought

so tonight 10/31 and 11/1 the clocks get set back an hour in the US
now as far as i know it resets at 12 or 1 am and goes back to either 11 or 12 am so how come the clocks don't constantly reset. i.e.

*12 a.m. 11/1 *resets to 11 p.m. 10/31 an hour later its back to 12 a.m. 11/1 and resets again*

also what happens if a baby is born on the time when the clocks change does the baby have the birthday of 10/31 or 11/1 or does the baby technically never exist because it technically time travels? o.O

random thought occurence

myspace-gender-orientation

so on myspace many of you have used it or use it im sure well anyways i noticed recently that on gender orientation it say's bisexual, gay, straight, not sure
what exactly does not sure mean? is that really possible can anyone not know?

Then i thought of how this could apply

dude i just walked into the kitchen and got totally turned on by my toaster wtf does that mean? *not sure*

random thoughts again

comments-about-prince-s-1999-song

so this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuijDieOvY&feature=related he says i was dreaming forgive me if i go astray but he stays on a pretty linear thought path.
*beat* means that little background music section
remake:

I was dreaming when i wrote this, forgive me if i go astray
i was fighting giant lobsters, right above my house *beat*
their claws were giant, chocolate sharks *beat*
a guy from my high school, gave me a cake and left? *beat*
i woke up with a puddle around my pants. *beat*

yeah anyways just a random thought occurence and ill do these occasionally