my-favorite-one-liners

If you want it bad enough you will find a way.
Not everything is as it seems.
Believe what you will but facts don't lie.
I cut that board 3 times and it's still too short.
God must love stupid people, he made so many!

and for the finale is of course one i heard recently which has become my favorite

Love makes the little things seem MUCH BIGGER.......Thanks Beautiful and you know who you are......