Gamingposted by JalsSerrano - December 21st 2013

If you would like to join a Pilipino Guild, and will be playing
Aura Kingdom, we are inviting you to join XLNZ.


Just serach for XLNZ(Aura Kingdom) in FaceBook

Ano pa bang hinihintay mo?


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Generalposted by JalsSerrano - August 1st 2013

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - August 1st 2013

One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip. Wanted to show him how poor someone can be. They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way home, dad asked, "Did you see how poor they are? What did you learn?"


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - July 29th 2013

24 year old boy seeing out from the train's window shouted.

"Dad, look the trees are going behind!"


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - July 23rd 2013

Years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. Try to grab an opportunity whenever it shows itself, don't let slip. Try everything at least once. Embrace change. Trust in yourself. Do what you love. Dance when everyone is looking. Eat dessert first! (lol). Be nice to everyone, don't be a douche. BREAK THE RULES ONCE IN A WHILE! Do random acts of kindness. Forgive when it's hard. Make time with your family. Fall in love.... DON'T COUNT THE MINUTES, COUNT THE LAUGHS.

Don't wait until you regret it for the rest of your life.



Generalposted by JalsSerrano - July 13th 2013

Live as if, you'll die today...


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - June 28th 2013

1. "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” –Murphy’s Law


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - June 26th 2013

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - June 26th 2013

While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - May 29th 2013

(Worth reading, you maybe needing this)

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?"


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - May 6th 2013

If you can't find a way,
try making your own way.


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Humorposted by JalsSerrano - April 10th 2013

Little Johnny: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”


Humorposted by JalsSerrano - April 10th 2013

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their love lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.


Humorposted by JalsSerrano - April 10th 2013

A rancher dies and leaves everything to his wife.She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.


Humorposted by JalsSerrano - April 10th 2013

The Wife Came Home Early From Work And Found Her Husband In Bedroom Making Love To A Very Attractive Young Woman.


Humorposted by JalsSerrano - April 10th 2013

The lawyer, assuming he could make some easy money, wanted to play a game with the blonde; he would ask her a question, and if she could not answer, she would pay him $5. Then she would ask him a question, and if he could not answer, he would pay her $5.


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Generalposted by JalsSerrano - March 29th 2013

...Is on Mars

Sorry Mount Everest — you’re not the king of the solar system. That honor belongs to Olympus Mons, a massive mountain on our planetary neighbor, Mars. Olympus Mons is a giant mound of red dirt and rock. This volcanic behemoth is 24,000 meters, or 80,000 feet tall, which makes it almost 15 miles high. Everest is a mere dwarf in comparison. This giant Martian volcano is either a mountain climber’s wildest dream, or worst nightmare.


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - March 26th 2013

We escape end of world..but next one’s on Jan 1 2017

THE world may have survived oblivion — but only for another four years, it was claimed last night.
The new date to watch out for is January 1, 2017, when followers of The Sword of God Brotherhood say the real Apocalyse will strike.
Their prediction came as Doomsdayers gathered around the world yesterday ready for Armageddon.
But as the clock passed 11.11am — the end of the Mayans’ 5,126-year “Long Calendar” — all was calm.


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - March 20th 2013

During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friend was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20. It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.

I Thought I'd share it with you.


Step I :-

After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.

Step II :-

Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.


Humorposted by JalsSerrano - March 20th 2013


Generalposted by JalsSerrano - March 19th 2013

> Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.

> A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

> Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.

> A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.