One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip. Wanted to show him how poor someone can be. They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way home, dad asked, "Did you see how poor they are? What did you learn?"
Years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. Try to grab an opportunity whenever it shows itself, don't let slip. Try everything at least once. Embrace change. Trust in yourself. Do what you love. Dance when everyone is looking. Eat dessert first! (lol). Be nice to everyone, don't be a douche. BREAK THE RULES ONCE IN A WHILE! Do random acts of kindness. Forgive when it's hard. Make time with your family. Fall in love.... DON'T COUNT THE MINUTES, COUNT THE LAUGHS.
Don't wait until you regret it for the rest of your life.
There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.
While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?"
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their love lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.
A rancher dies and leaves everything to his wife.She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
The lawyer, assuming he could make some easy money, wanted to play a game with the blonde; he would ask her a question, and if she could not answer, she would pay him $5. Then she would ask him a question, and if he could not answer, he would pay her $5.
Sorry Mount Everest — you’re not the king of the solar system. That honor belongs to Olympus Mons, a massive mountain on our planetary neighbor, Mars. Olympus Mons is a giant mound of red dirt and rock. This volcanic behemoth is 24,000 meters, or 80,000 feet tall, which makes it almost 15 miles high. Everest is a mere dwarf in comparison. This giant Martian volcano is either a mountain climber’s wildest dream, or worst nightmare.
We escape end of world..but next one’s on Jan 1 2017
THE world may have survived oblivion — but only for another four years, it was claimed last night.
The new date to watch out for is January 1, 2017, when followers of The Sword of God Brotherhood say the real Apocalyse will strike.
Their prediction came as Doomsdayers gathered around the world yesterday ready for Armageddon.
But as the clock passed 11.11am — the end of the Mayans’ 5,126-year “Long Calendar” — all was calm.
During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friend was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20. It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you.
Step I :-
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :-
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.