How to become a Knight in 10 steps

1 get a sword
2 learn to fight with it
3 get some armor
4 don't fall down
5 move around in the armor
6 go to a bar
7 get drunk
8 butcher every1 in the bar
9 make a campfire
10 don't die when the cops come oh or play dead if you too drunk

:D hope its helpfull to become a real knight cause in the medieval age all that was allowed :P

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